Holiday in the Sun (2001 Video)

Austin Nichols: Griffen Grayson

Quotes 

• Scott : I found out something about me I really didn't know.

  Griffen Grayson : Yeah, what's that?

  Scott : My memory sucks!

• Griffen Grayson : [to Madison]  Everyone has a hobby, right? You're mine.

• Griffen Grayson : Have you ever read any Judy Blume books?

  [Scott looks confused] 

  Griffen Grayson : Have you ever read *any* books?

  [Scott looks confused again] 

  Scott : Does Sports Illustrated count?

• Griffen Grayson : Tell her: I couldn't sleep as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me twitch in anticipation.

  Scott : I didn't sleep. Yeah, I mean, as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me itch in anticipation.

  Griffen Grayson : Not itch, you idiot.

  Scott : Not itch, you idiot.

  Madison : What?

  Griffen Grayson : Twitch. Twitch.

  Scott : Twitch. Twitch.

  Madison : You are so out of it.

  Griffen Grayson : Thanks.

  Scott : Thanks.

  Madison : You know what, Scott. I don't know what your problem is but I think it's time for me to go to the bathroom.

  [she leaves] 

• Policeman : You will all stand perfectly still.

  Madison : What?

  Griffen Grayson : What?

  Jordan : [another officer takes fishing rods and tackle box from Jordan's hands]  Wait a minute. This doesn't belong to you.

  Madison : Excuse me.

  Griffen Grayson : What are you doing?

  Jordan : What are you doing, man?

  Policeman : Quite correct. It belongs to the people of the Bahamas. And you're all under arrest.

  Jordan , Griffen Grayson : What?

  Madison : Jordan!

  Policeman : For smuggling antiquities.

  Griffen Grayson : For what?

  Jordan : Antiquities? I didn't steal anything.

  Madison : Jordan!

  Policeman : These are national treasures that must not leave this country. Take them away. Let's go. All of you.

  [policemen take Griffen and the others to jail]