Meatwad: I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money.
Carl: You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife.
ignignokt: The innocent shall suffer - big time.
Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!
Master Shake: You're both yo-yos. Shut up ya yo-yos.
Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to. Someone else.
Master Shake: I wasn't born yesterday, you know - I've seen movies.
Master Shake: You're about to not have a mouth! And I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF!
Master Shake: Animal sex? Don't have time for that, man!
Master Shake: That's what it does!
Frylock: Damn it, Shake!
Carl: I was gonna yell my brains out at ya, but because of your loss I might just gently ask... What happened last night with all the noise?
Carl: MY CAR!