Shrek 2 (2004)
Antonio Banderas: Puss In Boots
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Quotes
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Shrek : Quick, tell a lie!
Pinocchio : What should I say?
Donkey : Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!"
Pinocchio : I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio : [silence]
Shrek : Are you?
Pinocchio : I most certainly am not!
Pinocchio : [nose extends]
Donkey : It looks like you most certainly am are!
Pinocchio : I am not!
Pinocchio : [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots : What kind?
Gingerbread Man : IT'S A THONG!
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[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey : I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots : You still look like an ass to me.
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Donkey : What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Shrek : Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
Puss-in-Boots : [camera shows just Puss] I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.
Gingerbread Man : Shrek? Donkey?
Puss-in-Boots : [looks up to see fairy tale creatures above him] Too late.
Shrek : Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!
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Puss-in-Boots : Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek : Join the club. We got jackets.
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Captain of the Guards : Catnip...
Puss-in-Boots : That's, uh, not mine...
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Puss-in-Boots : I hate Mondays.
Donkey : [disgusted, to Shrek] I can't believe you're just gonna walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you.
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Puss-in-Boots : [trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...
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Puss-in-Boots : GO! GO! Your lady needs you. GO!
[Shrek, Donkey and the gang head for the Royal Ball]
Puss-in-Boots : Today, I repay my debt.
[soldiers surround Puss as he slowly draws his weapon]
Puss-in-Boots : EN GARDE!
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[the king enters Puss' room; it is dark, and only Puss' eyes and boots are visible]
Puss-in-Boots : Who dares enter my room?
King : Sorry - I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I was told that you are the one to handle an ogre problem.
Puss-in-Boots : You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money.
King : Will this do?
[the king throws a bag full of money on the table; Puss opens it with his sword]
Puss-in-Boots : You have engaged my valuable services, Your Majesty. Just tell me where I can find this ogre.
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Puss-in-Boots : Fear me, if you dare.
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Donkey : I mean, how good looking could this Prince Charming guy be anyway?
The Ugly Stepsister : Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.
Puss-in-Boots : Hmmm... he sounds dreamy.
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Puss-in-Boots : Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots.
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[after Shrek, Donkey and Puss stumble upon a factory with multi-colored smokestacks]
Donkey : Oh, no! That's the old Keebler's place! Let's just walk away slowly.
Puss-in-Boots : That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. She is the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom.
Shrek : So why don't we drop in for a spell? Ha, ha! Spell!
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Blind Mouse : [muffled] Pardon me. Would you mind letting me go?
Shrek : What? Puss!
Puss-in-Boots : [spits Blind Mouse out] Sorry, boss.
Shrek : Quit messing around! We've got to stop that kiss!
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[Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona]
Puss-in-Boots : Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry...
[breaks down sobbing]
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Donkey : Pray for mercy, from Puss!
Puss-in-Boots : And Donkey!
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Puss-in-Boots : Ah-ha-ha!...
[cough - hack - cough]
Puss-in-Boots : He he... Hairball.
Donkey : Oh, that is nasty!
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[Donkey collapses in a dead faint]
Puss-in-Boots : Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
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Shrek : Puss, do you think you could get up there?
Puss-in-Boots : No prolema, boss - in one of my nine cat lives I was the great cat burglar Santiago de Compostela!
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Puss-in-Boots : [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!
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Shrek : Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots : The rich king? Sí.
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Puss-in-Boots : [gets a look from Shrek and Donkey after agreeing Shrek should be a Prince Charming] Sorry. I thought that question was directed at me.
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Puss-in-Boots : Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
