Bob Crane
John Carpenter
Anne Crane
Patricia Olsen / Patricia Crane
Lenny
Edward H. Feldman
Richard Dawson (as Michael Rodgers)
Werner Klemperer
Robert Clary
John Banner
Melissa / Mistress Victoria (as Donnamarie Recco)
Mel Rosen
Video Executive
Cynthia Lynn
Priest
Victoria Berry
Cocktail Waitress
Dawson's Blond
Armand
Clayton Moore
Hogan A.D.
Strip Club M.C.
Nickie D
Julie
Emily
Elaine
Jill
Judy (as Hannah Felder-Shaw)
Interviewer (as Bob Crane Jr.)
Hippie Girl
Hippie Boy
Schmile Girl
Judge
Dallas Girl
Bartender
Susan
Bruno Gerussi
Bob Crane Jr. at 20
Bob Crane Jr. at 12
Talk Show Host
Bobby's Girlfriend
Miss Kitty (as Kitten de Ville aka Teri Geary)
Angela
Classic Cat Dancer (as Porcelean Twinz)
Jack Chapman
Subpoena Server (as Bill Merinella)
Dinner Theater Actress
Blind Man's Bluff Girl (as Kelly 'K.C.' Quann)
Interview Montage Girl #1
Interview Montage Girl #2
Swinger
Scotty Crane
Blonde Woman with Hippie Couple (uncredited)
Saxophone Player (uncredited)
Larry Hovis (uncredited)
Dick Ryan (uncredited)
Dinner Theater Actress (uncredited)
'Mother Nature' in John Carpenter Joke Video (uncredited)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Hippie at Pool Party (uncredited)
Ivan Dixon (uncredited)
Balloon Smuggler (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Dinner Theater Actor (uncredited)