Jersey Girl (2004)

Jennifer Lopez: Gertrude Steiney

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• Gertrude Steiney : [very pregnant Gertrude is getting ready for the VMAs]  You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!

  Ollie : That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.

  Gertrude Steiney : [crying]  I wanna be a coked-out whore!

  Gertrude Steiney : OK. You can be a coked-out whore. You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.

• Ollie : Look, you've got two minutes, and then we have to go, OK? Or I'm gonna leave.

  Gertrude Steiney : Would you stop rushing me?

  Ollie : I don't understand how somebody who had all day sitting around to get ready waits till 20 minutes before we have to leave!

  Gertrude Steiney : You try getting anything accomplished with this big gut in your way!

  Ollie : This is one of the few days of the year that I can be fired for being late!

  Gertrude Steiney : Anytime that you wanna carry this baby, Ollie, you let me know! OK? I would be glad to go back to wearing regular dresses instead of this tent!

  Ollie : The dress looks fine. It's gorgeous, OK? It's beautiful.

  Gertrude Steiney : Yeah, until I'm standing next to Janet Jackson or Sheryl Crow. Then you'll see how not fine it looks.

  Ollie : Gertie, I asked you, please, to use your own brush, OK? Can you just not use my brush?

  Gertrude Steiney : Don't start.