Eden: These waves are for the big boys.
Anne Marie: What do I want? Oh my god, I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want, I want to be able to pay the phone, electric and rent in the same month. I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. I want... I mean I wish my mom would come home, and I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow, that's what I want.
Drew: THAT'S my BITCH!
Manager of Lanakai: You can pick up your last paycheck next week, surf's up Anne Marie!
Anne Marie: Please don't suspend me.
Manager: I'm not suspending you, I'm firing you!
Eden: Well, if she's fired, I quit!
Lena: Me too!
Anne Marie: So you're seriously firing all of us?
Manager: No, I'm firing you, they quit, so don't get any ideas about un-employment!
Anne Marie: Seriously, guys, don't quit! We need to make rent.
Anne Marie: Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me.
Matt: Wait, are you wearing my cologne?
Eden: There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!
Drew: [to Matt] Sorry if my pits stink man, but that's just the way it goes!
Kala: Hey, fluff your bangs up a little bit?
Matt: You're a girl that doesn't ask a guy what to do...
Penny: You were the one who made mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!
Anne Marie: Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.
Keala Kennelly: And when I tell you to go, you gotta go. You gotta paddle your little heart out. You can't hesitate, you can't pull back, you can't hold back. No fear. Alright?