Penny: You're going to surf in that?

Leslie: No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na

Penny: Your what?

[Leslie whips off towel]

Leslie: Da na da na!

Penny: You're wearing nut-huggers!

Eden: These waves are for the big boys.

Anne Marie: What do I want? Oh my god, I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want, I want to be able to pay the phone, electric and rent in the same month. I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. I want... I mean I wish my mom would come home, and I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow, that's what I want.

Drew: THAT'S my BITCH!

Manager of Lanakai: You can pick up your last paycheck next week, surf's up Anne Marie!

Anne Marie: Please don't suspend me.

Manager: I'm not suspending you, I'm firing you!

Eden: Well, if she's fired, I quit!

Lena: Me too!

Anne Marie: So you're seriously firing all of us?

Manager: No, I'm firing you, they quit, so don't get any ideas about un-employment!

Anne Marie: Seriously, guys, don't quit! We need to make rent.

Anne Marie: Just tell me what to do... please.

Matt: You want me to tell you what to do?

Anne Marie: Yes.

Matt: You know what to do.

Anne Marie: No. Matt... I don't.

Matt: Just be the girl I met on the beach.

Anne Marie: Who? Who was she?

Matt: The kind of girl who wouldn't ask a guy what to do.

[to Penny]

Anne Marie: Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me.

Drew: You really think you can surf it for real out there?

Anne Marie: Well, Drew, I dated you, I guess I can do anything.

Matt: Wait, are you wearing my cologne?

Anne Marie: Penny didn't finish her homework.

Penny: You weren't here to help me.

Anne Marie: She's got to do her homework.

Eden: Don't give us shit 'cause you were out there working it.

Anne Marie: Shut up.

Lena: Don't deny it. You were working it like a rib without the sauce.

Eden: There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!

Drew: [to Matt] Sorry if my pits stink man, but that's just the way it goes!

Eden: How 'bout you crawl back into the cave you came from...

Kala: Yeah, how 'bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me!

Kala: Hey, fluff your bangs up a little bit?

Matt: You're a girl that doesn't ask a guy what to do...

Penny: You were the one who made mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!

Anne Marie: Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.

Keala Kennelly: And when I tell you to go, you gotta go. You gotta paddle your little heart out. You can't hesitate, you can't pull back, you can't hold back. No fear. Alright?