- Milton: I accidentally raised a damn necromancer from the dead, and he thought it'd be fun to kill us, bring us back and make us his slaves. Didn't work out; teen spirit and all that.
- Jude: This is Milton, he's a Zombie.
- Kali Cunningham: You have a zombie driving for you?
- Milton: I have no respect for humanity. Makes it much more fun!
- Kate: Better dead than bored, right?
- Leo: But that was us. Repeated offenders of the first and worst. It's not that we were bad. We were just alive. And that would lead to all kinds of everything.
- Kylie: [as Mr. Pritchard is about to put a slice of meat on her plate] I just remembered, I'm a vegetarian!
- Fenella: Your daughter *really* is full of surprises!
- Bill: You take no notice of her, Fenella! This grub is top notch, love!
- [Bill's wife gives him an evil glance]
- Kylie: Thank you Bill! I got everything I needed from Val-U-Matik!
- Kylie: Somethings definitely rotten in Stepping Poutney!
- Noddy: Oh yeah, sorry, shoulda changed my underwear.
- Kylie: Not you Noddy! The place. It isn't right.
- Noddy: Like every front yards got a bird table, but there aren't any birds around...
- Kylie: Yeah! And like, how all the rubbish is gift-wrapped! And like, there are no offices or pubs or corner shops and like how all the kids grew up like Blue Peter wanted them to!