Ted Davis
Jake
Heather
Gordie Poster
Meg Thompson
Mrs. Davis
Mr. Davis
Tsuki
Donna
Carol (as Traci Bellusci)
Artie Spires
Sherry Cappleman
Mr. Yi
Kelly Barnet
Veteran Sportscaster
Janey
Executive #1
Executive #2
Executive #3
Doctor
Head Nurse
Fiery Redhead (as Melissa Jones)
Sally Bevins
Courtney Love Wannabe (as Kira Reed)
Madonna Wannabe
Tree
Ex- Girlfriend #1
Ex-Girlfriend #2
Ex- Girlfriend #3
Doy #1
Doy #2
Club Guy
Gordy's Girl
Doug Hardin
Evil juster
Dark hair womar at the bar
Pissed off Girl in Leather
Croquet player
Security Guard
Uncredited (uncredited)