Lee Ingleby: Stan Shunpike
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Quotes
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Stan Shunpike : What you doin' down there?
Harry : I fell over.
Stan Shunpike : What you fell over for?
Harry : I didn't do it on purpose.
Stan Shunpike : Well come on then! Let's not wait for the grass to grow!
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Stan Shunpike : Take her away, Ern.
Shrunken Head : [With a Jamaican accent] Yeah, take it away, Ernie! Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks! It's going be a bumpy ride!
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Harry : [in reference to Sirius Black on the front cover of the Daily Prophet] Who is that? That man?
Stan Shunpike : Who is that?... Who is... THAT is Sirius Black that is! Don't tell me you've never been hearing of Sirius Black?
[Harry shakes his head]
Stan Shunpike : He's a murderer. Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.
Harry : How did he escape?
Stan Shunpike : Well that's the question, isn't it? He's the first one who did it. He was a big supporter of You-Know-Who. Reckon you've heard of him?
Harry : Yeah... him I've heard of.
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Stan Shunpike : What did you say your name was again?
Harry : I didn't.
Stan Shunpike : Well, whereabouts are you headed?
Harry : The Leaky Cauldron! That's in London.
Stan Shunpike : D'you hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron, that's in London.
Shrunken Head : Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! If you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!
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Stan Shunpike : Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike and I will be your conductor this evening.
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[while hurtling through London in the Knight Bus]
Harry : But the Muggles! Can't they see us?
Stan Shunpike : Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they?
Shrunken Head : No, but if you jab them with a fork, they feel it!
[laughs]
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Stan Shunpike : [on the Knight Bus with Harry, who is looking around] Come on, come on, move on!
[clears throat, gives Harry a ticket, and knocks on the window next door]
Stan Shunpike : Take her away, Ern.
Shrunken Head : [next door] Yeah! Take it away, Ernie! It's going to be a bumpy ride!
[Ernie starts up the Knight Bus and drives it quite quickly while things slide back and forth]
Shrunken Head : Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Shrunken Head : [to Harry] What did you say your name was again?
Harry : I didn't!
Stan Shunpike : Well, whereabouts are you headin'?
Harry : The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.
Stan Shunpike : Did ya hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.
[laughs]
Shrunken Head : Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! Hey, if you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!
[laughs]
Harry : But the Muggles! Can't they see us?
Stan Shunpike : Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they?
Shrunken Head : No, but if you jab them with a fork they feel it!
[laughs]
Shrunken Head : Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!
[bus stops for old lady to cross, while Harry smashes into the window]
Shrunken Head : Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five... Four... Three... Three and a half... Two... One and three quarters, yes!
[little old lady finally passes and bus moves on]
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Stan Shunpike : [from trailer] He's a murderer.
[about Sirius Black]
