Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Simon Rex: George

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Quotes 

• George : I have a dream.

  Tom : What is your dream?

  George : To have a dream.

• George : Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's... She's dead.

  Tom : Oh. I better tell her.

  George : No, no, no. I can do it. Sue?

  Sue : Yes?

  George : You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?

  Sue : Yeah.

  George : She's dead!

  Sue : Aah!

  George : Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!

  Sue : My dog's dead?

  George : I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying!

• George : You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here

  [puts hand up in the air] 

  George : and start livin' down here?

  [puts hand down low] 

  Mahalik : Or what if we stop livin' over here

  [puts his hand out to the side] 

  Mahalik : and move over there?

  [puts his hand to the other side] 

  CJ : Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.

  Mahalik : For what?

  CJ : Mice.

  Mahalik : I thought she had rats?

  CJ : No, rats are outside, mice are inside.

  Mahalik : But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?

  CJ : I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.

  Mahalik : That's because it's a rat, fool!

  CJ : Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

  George : Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to do with anything...

• Cindy : [hugging George] 

  [crying] 

  Cindy : It's so hard.

  George : Well, you're a beautiful woman, and you're pressing up against me.

• George : Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back

• [Cindy comes home after leaving George to watch Cody and finds George sleeping on the table] 

  Cindy : Oh my God! What happened?

  George : I don't know... we were play this great game, then I looked down and...

  [He looks down at his dice] 

  George : Yahtzee!

  [He stands up and bangs his head on the shelf, knocking himself out] 

• Alien #1 : Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl. We must destroy her before seven days.

  George : You mean... You watched the video tape?

  Alien #1 : Our satellite caught up what we thought was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago. And now our entire race will die, unless the girl is destroyed.

  Tom : Aw, you see, they are peaceful.

  Mahalik : If they so peaceful, man, why were they choking us a few minutes ago?

  Alien #1 : Oh... that's how we say hello.

  George : Well how do you guys say goodbye?

  [an alien kicks George in the groin] 

  George : [in pain]  I had to ask.

• Cindy : Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it.

  George : I don't know what you're talking about. Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence.

• Mahalik : [George is wearing a white hoodie that makes him resemble a KKK member]  George, the hood! Lose the hood!

  George : I know, we're in the hood now!

  Brenda Meeks : He's a dead man.

  George : [as crowd boos]  You guys feelin' me? In the hood?

  [does what looks like a Heil Hitler salute] 

• George : [at Brenda's funeral]  Sue wanted to pay respects to her teacher. You?

  Cindy : Brenda was my bitch.

• George : So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.

  Brenda Meeks : Oh, I don't believe this shit.

  George : Word! You two should come down! I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', I'll be happen... ing. Ding, bing, wing. Yo!

  Cindy : Sounds good!

  George : Would, could, should, 'hood.

  Brenda Meeks : Ugh!

  George : Gug, mug, dug, bug.

• Cindy : I can't believe you let that happen.

  George : I know, I'm sorry. I screwed up.

  Cindy : Listen, we can still save him. The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse. Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you?

  George : Of course I do.

• George : Why is there an open casket?

  Cindy : George it's a wake.

  George : She's alive, Sue your teacher is alive!

  Cindy : No George she's dead!

  George : No Brenda! Don't die on me!

  [starts doing CPR and mouth to mouth ressatession] 

  George : [people starts attacking george] 

  Mahalik : Hey get away from him broad!

  [starts punches while complete caous ensues] 

  George : [takes two wires]  clear!

• Mahalik : [to the Aliens]  So, if they're friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?

  Alien #1 : Oh, that's how we say hello.

  George : Then how do you say good-bye?

  [the Alien kicks him in the crotch] 

  George : Oooh... I had to ask...

  Alien #1 : If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.

  [he starts peeing out of his finger] 

  President Harris : Oooooh, we are not so much different after all...

  [the President starts peeing out of his finger also] 

• George : Family, that's just what I've been running away from

  President Harris : Well, that's because you're an idiot.