Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Regina Hall: Brenda Meeks

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Quotes 

• Mahalik : [George is wearing a white hoodie that makes him resemble a KKK member]  George, the hood! Lose the hood!

  George : I know, we're in the hood now!

  Brenda Meeks : He's a dead man.

  George : [as crowd boos]  You guys feelin' me? In the hood?

  [does what looks like a Heil Hitler salute] 

• Brenda Meeks : I saw this tape, and I think you should know about it. It had these really shocking images on it.

  Cindy : Brenda, it was Mardi Gras, I never drank Vodka before, and I was outta beads!

  Brenda Meeks : No, not that tape Cindy. Anyway, you watch the tape, and when it's over, your phone rings. And this creepy voice says, "You're Gonna Die In Seven Days", and seven days later...

  Cindy : When did you watch it?

  Brenda Meeks : A week ago. A week ago, tonight.

  Cindy : [Brenda's nose is bleeding]  Brenda!

  [Cindy hands her tampon,and Brenda starts choking, but then starts laughing] 

  Cindy : .

  Cindy : Oh my God, you bitch!

  Brenda Meeks : [about the fake blood]  Ketchup!

  Cindy : Oh, you got me!

  [Brenda laughs, but starts having a seizure, and falls over the couch. She stands up, still shaking and foaming at the mouth. She laughs] 

  Brenda Meeks : I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!

  Cindy : But it seemed so real!

  Brenda Meeks : It did didn't it?

  Cindy : And you peed!

  [We see a puddle on the rug] 

  Brenda Meeks : Yeah! I really sold that shit, didn't I? I just love the look on your face when you are scared, girl! You are too easy!

  [Her hand catches on fire, and she throws water on it. She removes a fake hand from her sleeve, laughing] 

  Brenda Meeks : . I got you with the old fake hand! I'm gonna get the rest of the popcorn...

• Brenda Meeks : [the TV is acting weird and turns on after Brenda turns it off. Finally she unplugs and when it turns on again, it shows a creepy black and white image of Tabitha getting out of a well]  Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole.

  [the TV starts leaking] 

  Brenda Meeks : Cindy, the TV's leaking. Cindy... Cindy something's wrong here.

  [Tabitha comes out slowly as Brenda backs away. Tabitha empties her ears with water] 

  Brenda Meeks : Cindy, this bitch is messin' up my floor!

  [Tabitha creeps slowly for Brenda] 

  Brenda Meeks : Cindy, Help me!

  Cindy : [Cindy is busy in the kitchen and is refusing to believe Brenda after she tricked her so many times]  I'm not listening.

  Brenda Meeks : [Tabitha gets closer to Brenda when Brenda punches her down]  Get up you little ugly bitch. C'mon, let me see what you got. What you gonna do?

  [Tabitha gets up and starts swinging at Brenda while Brenda holds her back by her hair] 

  Brenda Meeks : That's all?

  [Grabs Tabitha and punches her down] 

  Brenda Meeks : Oooh, I'm whippin' her ass, Cindy! Yeah, wassup?

• Cindy : I'm looking for something more than just good sex.

  Brenda Meeks : I know. You want commitment.

  Cindy : No, I want great sex.

• George : So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.

  Brenda Meeks : Oh, I don't believe this shit.

  George : Word! You two should come down! I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', I'll be happen... ing. Ding, bing, wing. Yo!

  Cindy : Sounds good!

  George : Would, could, should, 'hood.

  Brenda Meeks : Ugh!

  George : Gug, mug, dug, bug.

• Brenda Meeks : [a box of pencils hits the door just after George and Sue exit the classroom]  Now who the fuck did that!

• Brenda Meeks : I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.