Codename: Kids Next Door (2002–2008)

Maurice LaMarche: Father, Captain James P. Dirt, Elite Ice Cream Man #5, Male Computer, Mr. Frybingle, Mr. Wigglestein, Senate Leader, Train Conductor

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Quotes 

• Delightful Children From Down The Lane : Father is most dissatisfied.

  [later, beside Father's chair] 

  Father : I am most dissatisfied.

• Father : At first those Kids Next Door were a minor nuisance. That is why I entrusted you with their destruction. But because of your failures, they constantly interfere with my schemes to have adults... rule the world! That angers me. I will no longer tolerate failure. Destroy the Kids Next Door...

  [flames up; screaming] 

  Father : ... OR ELSE!

  [the Delightfuls don't move a muscle] 

  Father : Well... WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR!

  Delightful Children From Down The Lane : Can we borrow the really, really, incredibly, destructive machine? Pretty please?

  Father : Oh, okay, but I don't want so much as a *scratch* on it when you're done! Got that?