The Boss
Mario's Dad
Mario (as Chauncy Leopardi)
Fooley (as R.D. Robb)
Aunt Martha (as Ashley Anne Graham)
Tata
Shag (as Tim Cavanaugh)
Tank
Country
Papi
Ernie
Chief
Coach Baxter
Father Sal
Marks 1
Marx 2
The Goddess
Papi's Dad
Mario's Mom (as Iris Fields)
A-Team Player
Misfit Cheerleader
Dream Team
Young priest (uncredited)
Mr. Gibson (uncredited)