Love Actually (2003)

Kris Marshall: Colin Frissell

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• Colin : [after insulting the food]  And what do you do Nancy?

  Nancy the caterer : I'm a cook.

  Colin : Ever do weddings?

  Nancy the caterer : Yes I do.

  Colin : They should have asked you to do this one.

  Nancy the caterer : They did.

  Colin : God I wish you hadn't turned it down.

  Nancy the caterer : I didn't.

• Colin : Exciting news!

  Tony : What?

  Colin : I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks.

  Tony : No!

  Colin : Yes! To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.

  Tony : No!

  Colin : Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin! Whoo hoo!

  Tony : No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're already going out with rich, attractive guys.

  Colin : Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.

  Tony : That is total bollocks. You've actually gone mad, now.

  Colin : No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.

  Tony : No, Colin, no!

  Colin : Yes!

  Tony : Nyet!

  Colin : Da!

  Tony : Nein!

  Colin : Ja, darling!

• Stacey, American Dreamgirl : [points to beer bottle]  What do you call that?

  Colin : Uh, Bottle.

  Stacey, American Dreamgirl , Jeannie, American Angel , Carol-Anne, American Goddess : [giggling, mimicking accent]  BOHT-el!

  Jeannie, American Angel : [points to straw]  What about this?

  Colin : Uh, straw.

  Stacey, American Dreamgirl , Jeannie, American Angel , Carol-Anne, American Goddess : [mimicking accent]  Strohw!

  Carol-Anne, American Goddess : [points to table]  What about this?

  Colin : Uh, table.

  Stacey, American Dreamgirl , Jeannie, American Angel , Carol-Anne, American Goddess : [starting to repeat]  Tab - Oh, the same. It's the same.

  [Colin nods apologetically] 

• Tony : You'll come back a broken man.

  Colin : Yeah, back broken from too much sex!

• Colin : I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

• Colin : America, watch out, here comes Colin Frissell!

  [pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish] 

  Colin : [in a much deeper voice]  ... And he's got a big *knob*!

• Colin : American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.

• Carol-Anne, American Goddess : The thing that's gonna make it more crowded? Harriet.

  Jeannie, American Angel : Oh, Harriet!

  Carol-Anne, American Goddess : You haven't met Harriet.

  Colin : There's a fourth one?

  Carol-Anne, American Goddess , Jeannie, American Angel , Stacey, American Dreamgirl : Yeah.

  Stacey, American Dreamgirl : Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her, 'cause she is the "sexy one."

• Colin : Try my lovely nuts.

• Colin : Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady

• Colin : I'm on Shag Highway heading West!

• Colin : English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls who are, you know, cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America. I would get a girlfriend there instantly.