Bruce Almighty (2003) Poster

Catherine Bell: Susan Ortega

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  • Announcer : [Bruce sees that the news is starting at the office]  Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team.

    [Bruce smiles mischievously and heads to the news room] 

    Susan Ortega : Good evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega.

    Evan Baxter : And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit

    [Bruce uses his powers to make Evan's voice choked off and high-pitched] 

    Evan Baxter : D-bow d-bit d-bow

    [unintelligible chicken squawking] 

    Evan Baxter : Bucka-bow, dee buck. I'm sorry; I seem to have something stuck in my throat.

    Director : Someone get him some water please.

    Susan Ortega : Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.

    Evan Baxter : [laughs like hyena, drinks, and clears throat]  Oh, there we go. Sorry about that.

    [Bruce uses his powers to manipulate the teleprompter] 

    Evan Baxter : In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

    Director : What'd he just say? Check the prompter.

    [Bruce immediately stops what he's doing and returns the teleprompter to normal. A female employee checks the prompter and shrugs in confusion] 

    Technician : The prompter's fine.

    Director : Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.

    Evan Baxter : [Bruce manipulates the teleprompter again]  The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Rib Roast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl.

    [Bruce snickers] 

    Evan Baxter : I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news...

    [Bruce uses his powers to make Evan break wind] 

    Evan Baxter : Ohhhh. My apologies.

    [Covering his face, Bruce uses his powers to make Evan speak rapid unintelligible gibberish] 

  • [From a scripted, but unreleased scene] 

    Susan Ortega : [Bruce and Susan are at the Eyewitness News desk, preparing for their first live broadcast together. Susan leans over to Bruce]  Bruce, if I had any idea Grace was going to be there last night...

    Bruce : Susan, you didn't do anything wrong. In fact, I found the moment rather pleasurable.

    Susan Ortega : [She gasps and moans as she has a small orgasm]  Oh really... that's nice...

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