- Julia: I can do anything I want to you Shawn and I'm gonna come out of this one smelling like a rose.
- JASON: Shawn, are you listening to me? Go home, take a shower, watch some porn, jerk off, but don't go giving this girl flowers!
- [Shawn gives Kayla flowers]
- KAYLA: I can't accept those.
- SHAWN: Why not?
- KAYLA: Because you're a jerk!
- JULIA: So he mentioned me. JASON; Yeah he did, he said you were pretty.
- JULIA: I knew it! SHAWN (To Jason) You idiot.
- JASON: I'm not done, he said you were pretty, but also that you were this slutty lunatic and that he'd rather eat the own flesh off his body then fuck you.