Cars (2006)

Paul Dooley: Sarge

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Quotes 

• Fillmore : [looking at a stoplight blinking yellow]  I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower.

  Sarge : The '60s weren't good to you, were they?

• Sarge : [at Sarge's SUV Boot Camp]  A-TEN HUT! Kiss the pavement GOODBYE, gentlemen! When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you HAD.

  SUV : Yo! I've never been off road!

  Sarge : Well, THAT'S gonna change RIGHT now! ABOUT FACE! Drop and give me twenty miles! Go, Go, GO!

  SUV : Aw, MAN. Now I've got DIRT in my rims!

• [McQueen is going to surprise Sally with his new look] 

  Mater : Here she comes!

  Lightning McQueen : Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.

  [McQueen hides and everybody else gets in a perfectly straight line as Sally approaches] 

  Mater , Ramone , Flo , Luigi , Sarge , Fillmore : Hi, Sally!

  Sally : All right, what's going on?

• Sarge : Good to see ya, soldier. Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut for all your government surplus needs.

  Minny : Oh, honey, surplus.

  Van : Honey, we have too much surplus.

• Fillmore : You know, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPMs, man.

  Sarge : Oh, take a carwash, hippie.

• Fillmore : How about some organic fuel?

  Sarge : That freak juice?

• Fillmore : There's a lot of love out there, man.

  Sarge : Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.

• Sarge : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! It took 22 hours long before I got stuck on the slide!

  Lightning McQueen : Holy sherbert, Sarge! What is going on here?