Guido Quaroni credited as playing...
Guido
- Michael Schumacher Ferrari: Ciao. Hi. Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tires. How about setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?
- Luigi: Aah! Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!
- [Luigi faints and tips over]
- Michael Schumacher Ferrari: Wow.
- [in Italian]
- Michael Schumacher Ferrari: Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.
- [I hope that your friend recovers. I was told that you are fantastic]
- Guido: [Guido faints and tips over]
- Lightning McQueen: [up on the car lift] All right, Luigi, give me the best set of black walls you've got.
- Luigi: [brings him down] No, no, no! You don't-a know what you want! Luigi know what you want. Black-wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but these white-wall tires, they say look at me, here I am, love me.
- Lightning McQueen: All right, you're the expert. Oh, and don't forget the spare.
- Luigi: Perfecto. Guido!
- Guido: Pit Stop!
- Luigi: Ha ha ha, what did Luigi tell you, eh?
- Lightning McQueen: Wow, you were right, better then a Ferrari, huh?
- Luigi: Eh, no.
- Guido: [at the final Piston Cup race, Guido cheers Lightning on] Vai! Vai, vai!
- [Go! Go, go!]
- Wide Chick Pitty: Hey, shrimpie, where did McQueen find you, huh? Those round things are called tires, and they go under the car!
- [the entire pit crew laughs]
- Guido: [shaking his forklift] Con chi credi di parlare? Ma, con chi stai parlando?
- [Who do you think you're talking about? But, who are you talking about?]
- Luigi: No! No, no! You'll have your chance, Guido, you will have your chance!
- Luigi: My friend Guido, he always dream of giving a real race car a pit stop.
- Guido: Peet stop?
- Lightning McQueen: Hey, it's only one lap, guys. Uno lappo. Don't need any help. I work solo mio.
- Luigi: Fine. Race your own way.
- [leaves; Guido stays]
- Lightning McQueen: No pit stoppo. Comprende?
- Guido: Okay.
- [leaves]