Final Fantasy X-2 (2003 Video Game)

Gwendoline Yeo: Paine

Quotes 

• Yuna : Give me a Y!

  Rikku : Give me an R!

  Paine : Give me a break.

• Rikku : I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!

  Paine : "Spleen"?

• [the girls are ambushed by a Guardian Creature] 

  Rikku : Umm... Think we need a password?

  Paine : How 'bout: "Kick.Its.Ass"?

• Rikku : Dr. P is in the house!

  Paine : Stop that!

• [after defeating the enemies] 

  Rikku : Duck soup!

  Paine : Duck what?

• Leblanc : Want in on this number? Then show me your moves!

  Paine : Think you can keep up?

• Brother : [while Yuna is hanging off a cliff]  What's your status?

  Rikku : Disasterific!

  Brother : "Disasterific" is not a word! Say "disastrous" like the rest of Spira!

  Paine : [to Rikku]  Want me to hurt him?

  Rikku : That'd be great.

• [as the party is ambushed] 

  Paine : All yours, Yuna.

  Yuna : Where are YOU going?

• [Sizing up the enemy before a fight] 

  Paine : Easy.

  Yuna : You think so?

  Rikku : Less talk! More fight!

• [the demure Lady Yuna gets tough with a wandering monster] 

  Yuna : You're going down!

  Paine : That's the spirit!

• [Paine, as Black Mage, prepares to strike with a fire spell] 

  Paine : Smoking's bad for you.

• Paine : Come get some!

  Yuna : Paine gets all the good lines.

• Paine : You're a pain. Minus four respect points, Rikku.

  Rikku : Uh-oh, how many points left?

  Paine : Forty-seven.

  Rikku : That's not a whole lot, is it?

• [as the party is ambushed] 

  Paine : I think I'll take a break.

  Rikku : WHAT?

  Yuna : Hey. We need you.

• [Yuna finished viewing Leblanc's Sphere] 

  Paine : She got us.

  Yuna : Oh, poopie!

  Rikku : Yuna! Don't talk like that!

  Yuna : I'm just copying you!

  Paine : That's nice. And?

  Yuna : We're gonna take it back! No one messes with us!

• [Paine transforms into a Gunner] 

  Paine : You're no challenge. Just target practice.

• [after defeating a party of fiends] 

  Paine : Sorry we had to win.

  Rikku : I'm not.

• [Paine transforms into White Mage] 

  Paine : I'll heal you if I have to, but don't get careless.

• Rikku : You're not getting away.

  Paine : Confident, huh?

• Paine : Bring it, punk!

• [about Brother] 

  Paine : Want me to hit him?

  Rikku : That'd be great

• Clasko : Oh, no! I can't raise anything without a chocobo!

  Paine : You've got your work cut out for you.

• Brother : This is Brother. You all right?

  Yuna : Yeah, we're fine.

  Brother : I'll be waiting!

  Paine : [walks off]  Talk about a one-tracked mind.

• Paine : [in songstress dress]  I hate this dressphere...

• Paine : [watches Yuna running off]  I was wrong. She doesn't get dragged into trouble.

  Rikku : She jumps in head first.

• Paine : Keep this up and someone will beat us to it.

• Rikku : [at hotspring in bikinis]  Hmm... what have we here?

  Yuna : What!

  Rikku : Whatever. I know who's got it going on.

  Yuna : Excuse me?

  Paine : [Rikku goes to Paine]  Stay away!

  Rikku : Whoa!

  Paine : Wanna get hurt?

  Rikku : You should come check out Paine.

  Paine : Hurt time!

• Paine : [before Paine goes first in action]  Here comes the hurt.

• Paine : The hardest person to know is one's self.

• Yuna : [entering a battle]  Bring it!

  Rikku : She's certainly getting into this.

  Paine : She's trying.

• Yuna : [after Yuna has fallen off a bridge on Mt. Gagazet]  That was a little close...

  Paine : A little?

• [on top of the Floating Ruins of Mt. Gagazet in the beginning of the game] 

  Yuna : Who's there?

  Leblanc : Er, Leblanc! Remember that name well, loves!

  Yuna : Ah, the thief.

  Leblanc : Whatever do you mean? That's what I hate about amateurs...

  Rikku : Maybe she'll go away if we ignore her.

  Leblanc : You! I heard that! Just as I was saying : amateurs! They have no concept of what it takes to be a true sphere hunter.

  Paine : Amateurs. Weren't you following us?

  Leblanc : Following. A mere coincidence

  [Ormi and Logos appear behind Leblanc] 

  Ormi : You was right, Boss, as always.

  Logos : Indeed, following them has paid of splendidly!

  [Yuna, Paine and Rikku start laughing] 

• [Before Fighting the Guardian Beast] 

  Rikku : Think we need a password?

  Paine : How about Kick It's Ass?

• Rikku : [last lines of Chapter 1]  How do you like that?

  Yuna : Not bad at all.

  Dona : Just what do you think you're doing?

  Yuna : Actually, we're sphere hunters.

  Dona : So?

  Yuna : Gullwings, let's go! Sorry, Dona, the sphere is ours.

  Paine : [Yuna and Rikku leave the scene as the airship Celsius comes for a landing. Paine grabs the Awesome Sphere from a member of the Youth League]  Tough luck.

• [the party is taking a break in a hot spring on Mt. Gagazet] 

  Rikku : [to Yuna]  You should check out Paine!

  Paine : Hurt time!

  Rikku : You want some?

  Yuna : Ooh! Let me help!

  [Instead of heading towards Paine, Yuna joins Paine in heading towards Rikku] 

  Paine : Where were we?

  Rikku : I didn't mean it!

  Paine , Yuna : Too late!

  Brother : [transmitting from the Airship Celsius]  Yuna, what's all the noise?

  Yuna : Just taking a little dip.

  Brother : [speaking in Al Bhed]  Y meddma teb!

  [translation: A little dip!] 

  Brother : Code... pink! I'll be there right now!

  [There is a smashing noise and Brother is heard moaning in pain] 

  Yuna : Brother?

  Buddy : Don't worry, I knocked him out.

  Rikku : [giggles]  Maybe we should get out. I'm getting all pruney!

  Yuna : [as the screen fades to black]  I really needed that.

• Yuna : [in a flashback]  Here comes the real Yuna!

  [the flashback ends] 

  Rikku : I was just about to finish 'em off, but then you showed up and stole all the fun.

  Yuna : I guess I was so glad to get out of that thing that I went a little nuts.

  Paine : That explains the dancing.

  Brother : [transmitting from the Airship Celsius]  Yuna's dancing? Where? I am there!

  Rikku : Listening close enough?

  Yuna : [narrating]  So this is my life now. We travel from place to place, and the days just seem to fly by. But sometimes I find myself stopping... I'm listening for your whistle.