- Velma: Wow. Sonny and Cher... the Harlem Globetrotters... Henry Kissinger! You had quite a parade of stars here for a short period of time during the early-to-mid-1970s.
- Gary Coleman: This case doesn't make any sense at all! Why did Mark Hamill dress up like Shifty and then wear a zombie costume? And who was the mummy? And if the zombie is Jabberjaw, why am I still undead? And furthermore...
- [Scooby tackles him and licks him nonstop]
- Gary Coleman: Hey! Hey!
- Scooby Doo: Any moment.