United Colors of Ass IX: If It Ain't Got That Swing...
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- 2002
- 1h 25m
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Going nowhere
Like many an Adult Cinema series, Video Team's "United Colors of Ass" gradually dropped the storytelling aspect, no doubt in response to the porn public's drift away from traditional movie style entertainment to an unfortunate emphasis on the "all-sex" format. Director Bud Lee and his trusty scripter George Kaplan followed the line of least resistance here, with the briefest of dialog set-ups between 5 XXX scenes.
Premise is swinging, but Kaplan fails to develop it. Instead we have a couple of extraneous sex scenes about renting a place, in which players like tall Rick Patrick (billed merely as "Ricky") and voluptuous Kiwi do their thing. The rest of the show is arranging for a swingers' weekend.
Japanese actress Fujiko Kano is impressive in her girl/girl scene humping Tawny Roberts, and the great star Nikita Denise provides the hottest footage, including a d.p. with Steve Hatcher and Ian Daniels. Completing the show is statuesque Black actress Cashmere humping Chris Cannon by a fireplace.
Premise is swinging, but Kaplan fails to develop it. Instead we have a couple of extraneous sex scenes about renting a place, in which players like tall Rick Patrick (billed merely as "Ricky") and voluptuous Kiwi do their thing. The rest of the show is arranging for a swingers' weekend.
Japanese actress Fujiko Kano is impressive in her girl/girl scene humping Tawny Roberts, and the great star Nikita Denise provides the hottest footage, including a d.p. with Steve Hatcher and Ian Daniels. Completing the show is statuesque Black actress Cashmere humping Chris Cannon by a fireplace.
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- Aug 24, 2019
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