Laws of Attraction (2004)

Pierce Brosnan: Daniel Rafferty

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Quotes 

• Daniel : Are you really 56?

  Sara : Parts of me are.

• Daniel : If you can reach out and touch the horizon, you're at your journeys end.

  Audrey : James Joyce?

  Daniel : My Uncle Clive, but, equally profound, don't you think?

• Daniel : I don't believe in divorce.

  Audrey : But you're a divorce lawyer!

  Daniel : It's a job.

• Daniel : But I do care about you. And so I will give you a divorce, gladly. Because call me old fashion, but when you love someone, I believe you should be unselfish enough to give them whatever they want. I'll be around later to pick up my things.

• [wakes in bed with Daniel, wearing a ring on her finger - gets out of bed] 

  Audrey : Oh, okay, okay, wake up, wake up.

  Daniel : Morning.

  Audrey : Wake up. Would you please look at your left hand, please?

  Daniel : What?

  Audrey : Please!

  [sees the ring on his hand] 

  Daniel : Oh, would you look at that. Oh, you got one, too.

  Audrey : Daniel, did we get married last night?

  Daniel : Yes, I have a feeling we did. The details are still a little bit fuzzy but the bride was beautiful in her figure-hugging Sarena outfit and... you're not happy.

  Audrey : Do I look happy?

  Daniel : It's hard to say. I mean, because you never seem to be happy around me and...

  Audrey : Oh, it's all coming back. We gotta find the guy who did this and tell him that we didn't mean it.

  Daniel : But I did mean it.

  Audrey : Of course you didn't, how could you? You don't want to be married to me!

• Daniel : I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring.

• Audrey : [after giving Daniel a new tie]  I thought you'd enjoy owning one without a stain.

  Daniel : That's an interesting presumption.

• Audrey : Are you taking your clothes off?

  Daniel : Only the bottoms.

• [arguing in court after having spent the night together] 

  Daniel : Are you suggesting that because the number is so large, your client is entitled to more than what was agreed upon in the pre-nup? Because that was not your position last night, assuming you remember last night's... position.

• Daniel : Can I say something?

  Audrey : No, you can't!

• Audrey : We're just going to have to file when we get back to New York, okay. It'll be like it never happened.

  Daniel : But it did happen.

• Audrey : Audrey Woods, I'm representing Mrs. Harrison.

  Daniel : I've heard good things.

• Daniel : Are you dating anyone?

• Sara : Would you like a cocktail?

  Daniel : Oh, yes, please, only if it's an extremely large one.

• Daniel : So... Romantic, no?

  Audrey : No.

• Daniel : Do you mind if I use the kitchen?

  Sara : He cooks? You didn't tell me he cooks.