Hellsing (2001–2002)

Crispin Freeman: Alucard

Quotes 

• Vampire priest : Wait. Stop. Both of us are vampires.

  Alucard : You act more like a cockroach than a proper vampire. Left to your own devices you would cover the world in your filth. I can't stand your kind. You don't have the self-respect to be a vampire, you undead maggot. You barely even know what you are.

• Alucard : I'll send you to Hell so you can lick Satan's ass.

• Alucard : What a lovely night. It makes me want to have a bite to drink.

• Alucard : It is only when you refuse to give in with all your heart that you begin to transcend your humanity.

• Alucard : Immortality is wasted on the young.

• [Confronting an unruly vampire] 

  Alucard : You've gone and taken all these lives, and not just because you were thirsty. Is it fun? Huh? Is that what it takes for trash like you to get off?

• Alexander Anderson : You monster.

  Alucard : I get that a lot.

• Alucard : You humans are incomprehensible.

• Alucard : (Paladin Anderson has just revealed his healing power) You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regenreation powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging.

  Paladin Alexander Anderson : Empty threat of a coward vampire that hides behind the weapons of man.

• Alexander Anderson : [drawing his knives]  Our mission is t' punish any heretic who would deny the word of God! We will crush yer unholy body and salt th' earth w' yer dust! Amen!

  Alucard : [drawing his pistol]  It's time somebody put you in your place, human!

• Seras Victoria : [to Alucard]  You're not human...

  Alucard : [as Seras runs away]  Why? would you have shot me if i was?

• Alucard : I am going to fill your flesh with my jackal's bullets.

• Alucard : You shouldn't have come here, Catholic!

• Alucard : [to low-class vampire]  Does having an audience for your sins make you feel like you're special? Does it make you proud?

• Alucard : Not bad, Police Girl.

  Seras Victoria : I have a name. It's Seras Victoria. Not Police Girl.

  Alucard : [smirks]  You know that you are now and forever a child of the darkness Police Girl.

• Alucard : They don't make vampires like they used to.

• Alucard : Remember than the choice was always yours, Police Girl.

• Alucard : Nothing I shoot gets back up again.