Under the Tuscan Sun (2003)

Sandra Oh: Patti

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Quotes 

• Patti : I refuse to screw up your love life.

  Frances : Don't be ridiculous, Patti. You are my love life.

• [at the Flag Festival] 

  Patti : These are straight men.

  Frances : In tights. Waving Flags.

  Patti : Fantastic.

  Frances : Yeah.

• Frances : This is really bad, isn't it?

  Patti : Well, it's not good. Unless you want to give your ass a facial.

  Frances : That's a contradiction in terms.

  Patti : i guess it would be more like an Ass-cail

• Patti : There's something strange about these trees. It's like they know.

  Frances : And they know that we know that they know.

  Patti : They're creepy. Creepy Italian trees. Of course, the baby's going to like them cause it's going to be a creepy Italian baby who goes around saying things like 'Ciao mama' and doing that weird backward hand wave thing. Life is strange.

• Patti : Can you star-69 Italy?

• Patti : Frances bought a house in Tuscany! And you're going to live there alone?

  Frances : Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs.

  Patti : Ew.

• Frances : You're the one that made the "empty-shell person standing at the crossroads" speech.

  Patti : Oh, yeah. That was me.

• Patti : Think of your inner voice.

  Frances : Inner voice... "What the fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?"