Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Kyle Labine: Bill Freeburg

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Quotes 

• [after seeing Jason at the rave] 

  Kia Waterson : Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?

  Lori Campbell : No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.

  Charlie Linderman : Who cares about some fucking dream guy, okay? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.

  Bill Freeburg : Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

• Bill Freeburg : Man, screw that clown. I mean, what kind of a pussy comes after you in your dreams anyway? Now, that, that big-ass mother fucker back at the cornfield, all right, that's who we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fuck that was.

• Beer Line Girl : The cops said Blake committed suicide. Apparently it was grief over Trey.

  Beer Line Guy : No, man, that's bullshit. I heard some guy Krueger killed them both. Said his name to my parents, they almost shit themselves.

  Bill Freeburg : Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, and I heard that Freddy freak, he used to live here. Fucking gutted Trey like a goddamn turkey, man. Like, I heard his intestines and shit was on the floor...

  [Freeburg turns to see Trey's girlfriend, Gibb, glaring at him] 

  Bill Freeburg : Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

  [Gibb throws her cup at Freeburg] 

• Deputy Scott Stubbs : I don't know, maybe what we need to do is to offer Freddy a, a sacrifice.

  Bill Freeburg : Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a, like a virgin, right? Someone pure.

  [Everyone looks at Linderman] 

  Charlie Linderman : Dude, don't look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.

• Deputy Scott Stubbs : I think we're dealing with a copycat here.

  Charlie Linderman : No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.

  Deputy Scott Stubbs : That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.

  Bill Freeburg : Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, okay?

• Will Rollins : Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go. Now. Come on.

  [Possessed By Freddy Krueger] 

  Bill Freeburg : Let me handle this, bitch.