Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Kelly Rowland: Kia Waterson

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• Lori Campbell : Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.

  Gibb : I only smoke when I drink now.

  Kia Waterson : But you're always drinking.

  Gibb : Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.

• [after seeing Jason at the rave] 

  Kia Waterson : Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?

  Lori Campbell : No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.

  Charlie Linderman : Who cares about some fucking dream guy, okay? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.

  Bill Freeburg : Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

• Kia Waterson : Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep.

• Kia Waterson : [to Freddy]  So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater? I mean, come on, get real. You're not even scary.

  [taunting him] 

  Kia Waterson : You're not even scary. And let's talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?

  Freddy Krueger : Hmmm.

  Kia Waterson : I mean, you've got these teensy-weensy little things and Jason has got this big old thing and like...

  [Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete] 

• Kia Waterson : Linderman, you know, I always pictured you as a straight-up bed-wetter.

  Charlie Linderman : You know what, Kia? I used to think you hated me because you thought I wasn't good enough for Lori, but that's not it. You tear me down to make yourself feel better, because you really hate yourself, which is kind of pathetic when you actually stop and think about it. Assuming, of course, you *can* think, with all that make-up weighing down your head.

  [Linderman leaves; Kia and Lori look impressed] 

• Kia Waterson : Do you guys thing I should get a nose job?

  Lori Campbell : Oh, my God.

  Gibb : Oh, please. Kia, what you need is a lobotomy.

• Lori Campbell : What is it, Linderman?

  Charlie Linderman : Well, I heard what happened, and I just wanna express how - Or tell you how sorry I was.

  Lori Campbell : Thank you. That's sweet.

  Charlie Linderman : Right. You know, actually if you need anybody to talk to or maybe...

  Kia Waterson : Whoa, Linderman, let me give you a tip. Place your hormones back in the box and quit while ahead, okay? We don't have time for date-a-dork right now. Thanks.

  [Lori and Kia walk off] 

  Charlie Linderman : Right. Sorry.

  Kia Waterson : I swear, every day is the same thing. He's like one of those fucking froufrou dogs that keeps humping your legs.

• Kia Waterson : Oh, come on. We all know who the real virgin is here.

  Lori Campbell : Kia!

  Kia Waterson : Oh, come on, Lori. I know that you never made it with Will. Why would he want to, when he can fuck somebody like me?

  Will Rollins : [laughs]  Let's tie the bitch up.