It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)
Eric Jacobson: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Yoda
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Quotes
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Miss Piggy : [after being interrupted in her big musical number] Will everybody stop singing different songs? I can't remember which one I'm supposed to sing!
Scooter : [runs on stage] Excuse me, pardon me, sorry. Santa Baby, from "bee-dooby doo."
Miss Piggy : Oh yeah. Right. Bee-dooby doo...
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Rachel Bitterman : You are very fit for a plus sized pig.
Miss Piggy : And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.
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The Great Gonzo : [Gonzo into a walkie talkie] Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.
Scooter : 10-4. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Rizzo the rat : [pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy] Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Miss Piggy : Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my cue!
Scooter : The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.
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Kermit : [as Miss Piggy is advertising over the phone] Piggy, what are you doing? You're not Jamaican.
Miss Piggy : Yeah, well I'm not psychic either.
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Fozzie : Where's Ms. Bitterman's office? I gotta get this money up to her!
Security Guard : Let me think. If I was a bear, I'd store my honey in a tree somewhere...
Fozzie : No, not honey! Money! I gotta see Ms. Bitterman so I can give her her MO-NEY!
Security Guard : Oh, Ms. Bitterman's laundry. She's on the 17th floor. I'll call her to tell her you're coming.
Fozzie : Thank you!
Security Guard : Gesundheit.
[Cut to Ms. Bitterman's office. She answers the phone]
Rachel Bitterman : Hello?
[pause]
Rachel Bitterman : No! That can't be! Stop him!
[pause]
Rachel Bitterman : No, not stockings! STOP HIM! Oh, never mind.
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Kermit : Uh, merry Christmas. I can see you really like cats.
Miss Piggy : Doesn't everyone?
