Sue Thomas: [She's mad because she acted in commercial without being told that it was to elect a specific congressman] I'm going to go and exercise another one of my rights, that's what I'm going to do.

Bobby Manning: I hope this isn't the one about the right to bear arms.

Jack Hudson: I think her bare hands are going to be enough.

Lucy Dotson: [after resolving one of Sue's problems] 'Cause somehow when it's about me, my powers of perception seem to mysteriously vanish.

Jack Hudson: Yes Miles, if you're right, you can say you told me so. And I know you will in that special way that makes us all love you so.