Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular (2003 TV Movie)

Britt Irvin: Katie

Quotes 

• [Jimmy has declared himself the leader] 

  Bert : That's not fair, we didn't even get to vote!

  Jimmy : You wanna vote? Fine, we'll vote. Who wants me for leader?

  [raises his hand; it's the only one] 

  Jimmy : Okay... who wants Bert for leader?

  [Bert raises both his hands and grins enthusiastically] 

  Jimmy : Daryl?

  [Katie raises his hand] 

  Jimmy : Katie?

  Daryl : [raises his hand]  That's one vote for everyone.

  Bert : I demand a recount!

  Daryl : [counts]  That's still one vote for everyone.

  Bert : Recount!

  Daryl : That's one vote for everyone.

  Bert : [laughs]  Recount!

  Jimmy : [to Bert]  What are you doing, nobody has changed their vote.

  Bert : [whispers]  I just want to see how long he'll keep this up.

  Jimmy : [gets it]  Oh...

  [with Bert] 

  Jimmy : Recount!

  Daryl : [getting annoyed]  That's one vote for everyone!

  Bert : [with Jimmy]  Recount!

  Katie : [snaps]  Will you two stop it?

• Hannah Marie : [after accidentally startling Jimmy with her flashlight]  Jimmy! I'm sorry Jimmy, I didn't know how powerful it was.

  Jimmy : [annoyed]  What the heck were you shining that dumb thing around for?

  Daryl : Flashback?

  Bert : Flashback.

  Katie : Hit it.

  Daryl : [pretending to be Hannah Marie's dad]  Are you anxious to get outside with all the monsters pumpkin?

  Hannah Marie : [frightened]  Monsters?

  Katie : [pretending to be Hannah Marie's mom]  Oh, she'll be fine, she'll be with Jimmy and his friends. They're very responsible, especially that Katie. She's got a good head on her shoulders.

  Daryl : I'm just glad she's going with Daryl. He's so big and strong he can take care of any monsters.

  Hannah Marie : Monsters?

  Jimmy : [pretending to ring a doorbell]  Ding-dong.

  Katie : Come on honey, we both know that Katie will look out for her.

  Daryl : I trust that Daryl, with his boyish good looks and sense of fair play.

  Bert : [facepalms]  Good grief.

  Jimmy : Ding-dong.

  Katie : [in sync with Daryl]  Don't worry pumpkin, Katie will protect you from the monsters.

  Daryl : [in sync with Katie]  Don't worry pumpkin, Daryl will protect you from the monsters.

  Hannah Marie : [even more frightened]  Monsters?

  Jimmy : [impatient/annoyed]  Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong already!

  Katie : Oh, that must be Jimmy. I'll get it.

  Daryl : [hands Hannah Marie her flashlight]  Here you go honey, monsters can't stand flashlight.

  Katie : [pretends to let Jimmy in]  Hello Jimmy. Oh don't you look cute?

  Jimmy : [dryly]  Thanks, Happy Halloween. Hannah ready? Come on Hannah.

  Katie : Don't worry honey, if you get frightened Jimmy's promised to take care of you.

  Hannah Marie : Okay mommy, bye. Hey Jimmy wait up!

• Bert : [while waiting for Hannah Marie to leave the Spook House]  Aw man, this is waiting our precious Trick-Or-Treating time.

  Katie : At least Daryl and I were smart enough to get some Trick-Or-Treating in on the way here.

  Daryl : [to Katie]  You know, if you picked first then you won't need to trade with me all the time.

  Katie : I like trading with you Daryl, I never know what I want until you pick it out first.

  Daryl : [sighs]  Fine.

  Katie : So... oo, I'll trade you two caramels for... three baby chocolate bars.

  Daryl : [shrugs]  Okay.

  Katie : Oh and this little bag of gumdrops for this Sugar Cluster.

  Daryl : [shrugs]  Okay.

  Katie : Oh and this Shoeless Joe for three kisses.

  Daryl : [shrugs]  Ok- Wait, I don't have any kisses.

  [pause] 

  Daryl : Oh...

  [Daryl and Katie lean in to kiss but Bert interrupts them by imitating static] 

  Bert : [pretending to talk into a CB]  Breaker breaker we've lost contact with Katie and Daryl please advise Houston, over.

  [imitates static again] 

  Jimmy : [annoyed]  Bert, nobody puts CBs in SUVs these days.

  Bert : [with disbelief]  Uh, you just left your baby cousin to the mercy of killer monsters on Halloween night, and you're concerned with the additions and upgrades of my cardboard SUV?

  Jimmy : Eh, good point.