Shuichi Shindo: [smiling blissfully] Hey Hiro, why don't you ask what happened to me last night?
Hiroshi Nakano: [smiling and humoring him] Hey, Shuichi, what happened to you last night?
Shuichi Shindo: [has heart-shaped eyes] Something GOOD!
Shuichi Shindo: Now you say, "Come on, don't just say that. What happened?"
Hiroshi Nakano: Come on, don't just say that. What happened?
Shuichi Shindo: I won't tell!
Shuichi Shindo: [shows up at Yuki's door with all his things] Well, hi!
[hums and enters, setting a mug down on the table]
Shuichi Shindo: This is my favorite mug from when I was a little kid.
Eiri Yuki: Um...
Shuichi Shindo: [holds up a comic book] Have you ever read this comic? It's my favorite!
Eiri Yuki: Uh...
Shuichi Shindo: [pulls out a computer] Where's the electrical outlet around here?
[pulls out pillow and walks over to the couch]
Shuichi Shindo: Call me crazy, but I just can't settle down without my favorite pillow.
Eiri Yuki: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Shuichi Shindo: I'm going to work now!
Eiri Yuki: [waves sleepily] Yeah, whatever.
Eiri Yuki: Hey, wait a minute, I don't remember saying you could live here with me.
Shuichi Shindo: [snuggles up to him] But, Yuki, this is a big house and you've got this whole place all to yourself and besides, you brought me here remember?
Eiri Yuki: [shoves Shuichi off the bed] Biggest mistake of my life.
Shuichi Shindo: I'm going!
[munches Yuki's ear and runs out]
Shuichi Shindo: Hee hee hee.
Eiri Yuki: [throws pillow at door and clutches ear] That bastard.
Touma Seguchi: [sitting on the floor] Ah, Eiri, I had no idea that your ear was your weakness.
Shuichi Shindo: [shouts] Yuki is all mine!
Sakano: The president will be here any minute! He expects everything to be ready! If he's disappointed I'll lose my job! Clearly I've failed as a manager. The only thing I can do is to end it all.
[opens first-story window and prepares to jump out]
Sakano: Good luck with your careers! I will miss you!
Shuichi Shindo: It was like some horrible joke. I only wish *that* was the punch line.
K: I'll bet that he must have spent the entire day mixing it up, licking, and banging.
Sakano: [shouts] What? Mixing it up? Shindou wouldn't do anything that goes against public order and morals! But licking with Mr. Yuki... ahhh! Oh, my sweet baby!
K: What are you getting so excited about? Mixing it up means enjoying yourself at the beach. Licking refers to yummy soft serve ice cream. Banging means hustling at the mole-hitting game.
Sakano: Oh. I knew that.
[Shuichi, disguised as luggage, is being dragged away by airport security]
Shuichi Shindo: Leggo, you bastard! You're discriminating against suitcases!
Ryuichi Sakuma: Sparkle, Shuichi. Make the sparkly reach out!
[Shuichi stops in front of Yuki's moving car]
Eiri Yuki: [Steps out into the street] If you're going to jump in front of cars, choose another one.
Hiroshi Nakano: [Confronting Eiri in the parking garage] I warned you. I told you that if you made him cry because of something other than his own stupidity, I wouldn't forgive you! Shuichi took a beating from Aizawa of ASK just to protect you!
[Eiri says nothing]
Hiroshi Nakano: Right. It doesn't matter, because you dumped him. So you don't care. So, in that case...
[grabs Eiri by his shirtfront]
Hiroshi Nakano: Why did you do this to him earlier, huh? Before Shuichi got serious! *Before* something like this happened! You are the one I really blame.
Eiri Yuki: Let go, and answer just one question...
[Eiri prys Hiro's hands away, surprising him with his strength]
Eiri Yuki: [Enraged] This Aizawa of ASK... where is he?