Fever Pitch (2005)

Miranda Black: Carrie

Quotes 

• Carrie : OK, so I asked for no ham double turkey but it looks like they gave me double ham. Do you want me to go back?

  Lindsey Meeks : Uhh, no, just toss some of it in my mouth.

  Carrie : That teacher's here with those kids.

  Lindsey Meeks : What?

  Carrie : That teacher you talked to on the phone about coming in and having a tour...

  Lindsey Meeks : Oh, oh, oh god, that's today?

  Carrie : They're here.

  Lindsey Meeks : Oh, no! Okay, just pretend that you're me and take them around, and,

  [they're entering her office] 

  Lindsey Meeks : oh HI! There they are!

  Ben : Ben Wrightman, we talked on the phone. Nice to meet you.

  Lindsey Meeks : Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you. Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks. Can I get anyone something to drink?

  Casey : Vodka martini, straight up, three olives, please?

  Ben : [smacks him]  Hey, I asked you to behave.

  Lindsey Meeks : Uh, are you allowed to hit them?

  Ben : Yeah, actually. Do you wanna take a swipe at him? I'll hold him, c'mon.

  Lindsey Meeks : Maybe later.