- Paris Morgan: You know, Al. There's something we've been avoiding all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do.
- Alvin Johnson: I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it?
- Paris Morgan: [laughs] Well... just go for it. Ya know?
- [they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her]
- Alvin Johnson: We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning in the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene, but a dignified scene 'cause you know we got to protect our reps.
- Aretha Johnson: School? Liar! Today's Senior Ditch Day.
- Alvin Johnson: You know what? Lil' biscuit-head is right.
- Alvin Johnson: [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket] "Sean Jo!"
- Kenneth Warman: Could be Asian?
- Walter Colley: [in a Japanese accent] Sean Jo.
- [regular voice]
- Walter Colley: It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now.
- Kenneth Warman: Yeah that's how hot she is!
- Paris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little too much.
- Alvin Johnson: [panicky] I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind!
- Paris Morgan: Look, whatever!
- Alvin Johnson: [about Paris Morgan] She's like frappachino with hips.
- Walter Colley: With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream.
- Chuck Mattock: Clearly Alvin isn't masturbating enough.
- Walter Colley: Well, thank God i don't have that problem. Holler at ya boy
- [puts out hands for daps]
- Kenneth Warman: [looks at Walter's hand] I'm not touching that.
- Paris Morgan: Popularity is so much better than being a social leper. Popularity is a job, Al, not a privilege. It's nothing but work and worries. Work to get in. Work to stay in. Get a clue.
- Chuck Mattock: [when Chuck, Ken, and Walter first see Paris and Alvin sitting together at lunch] It doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense.
- Walter Colley: He cleans her pool. Well, I wanna clean pools now if I get to hang out with Paris Morgan. And I'll clean the bathtub, too.
- [Walter and the guys crack up]