Justin: We need to talk.

Kelly: I have nothing to say to you.

Justin: Why are you being like this?

Kelly: What am I suppose to be like after what you've done?

Justin: What I did?

Kelly: You came on to her! Or should I reenact it for you? It's probably the same little show you put on for me, expect without a boat. I should've believed what everybody said about you in the first place.

Justin: I meant everything I said. And I didn't come on to her. She came on to me.

Kelly: Really? Why would she do that?

Justin: To break us up, Kelly! Listen, if anybody's gonna be mad around here, it should be me. You've been hot and cold. First you're blowing me off, and then you're leaving me these messages.

Kelly: What messages?

Justin: That's exactly what I'm talking about. And you accuse me of being a player. Well, you're the one playing games, Kelly. You know what? Game over.

Alexa: I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.

Alexa: You're interested in Kelly?

Justin: Yeah.

Alexa: You're the mayor of Spring Break, and she's one-bonnet-shy-Amish!

Justin: Hey, you're the girl from the beach.

Kelly: My friends call me Kelly for short.

[repeated line]

Eddie: Excuse me, are you Lizzie from the internet?

Alexa: You okay?

Kelly: Yeah... No.

Alexa: Let's head back to the hotel.

[Alexa dumps her purse, her phone falls out]

Kelly: Oh Lex. Your phone.

[Kelly picks it up and begins to examine the text messages]

Alexa: Come on, y'all. Let's go.

Kelly: [she shakes her head after reading the messages sent to Justin] What?

Kaya: What did you do?

Alexa: Nothin'!

Kelly: How could you do this to me?

Alexa: I don't know. Kel, it's easy for you. I mean, you get people to see what you really are, and I-I've always been jealous. I know I shouldn't. I mean, we've been friends since forever, but... Kaya had a guy and you had Justin. I just felt like Miss Runner-Up. You have to believe that I did not mean to hurt you. I promise. I just-I just thought if I could get Justin to like me, then... Maybe I can be as good as you.

Kelly: You're nothing like me, Alexa. Because I would never do that to a friend.

Eddie: Trust me, getting rejected by text is a lot less humiliating.

BrandonJustin: Right

Kelly: I'm from Texas, I've seen bigger.

Luke: Why don't you back off, Sideshow Bob?

Kaya: Heck, yeah! I mean 'hell yeah', I say hell all the time! Hell, hell, hell... hell