Teen Titans (2003–2006)

Khary Payton: Cyborg, 50's Sitcom Father, Baron Ryan, Bus Driver, Herald, Hotspot, The Herald, Virus

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Quotes 

• [the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings] 

  Cyborg : Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?

  Beast Boy : Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.

• Raven : Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?

  [Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare] 

  Beast Boy : Yeah!

  Cyborg : All-you-can-eat...

  Beast Boy : Free form...

  Beast Boy , Cyborg : Breakfast explosion!

  Raven : Sorry I asked.

• [Beast Boy has just caught Raven] 

  Raven : You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.

  Beast Boy : Thought you didn't like me.

  Cyborg : Yo, I like both of you. Now get your butts over here!

• Robin : You've got a problem, Tin Man?

  Cyborg : YEAH, it's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

• Cyborg : When I was at the H.I.V.E., for a time, I felt... normal.

  Starfire : Well, I did not know you before, so to me, you *are* normal.

• Cyborg : Have you ever seen her this happy?

  Beast Boy : Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy.

• Robin : Slade. We're ready for you.

  Slade : Give me the girl!

  Robin : No way!

  Slade : You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her.

  Beast Boy : Oh, yeah? You and what army?

  [an army of fire creatures appear and then Beast Boy screams] 

  Cyborg : You just had to ask, didn't you?

• [ater Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name] 

  Cyborg : ..."Garfield?"

  [Beast Boy gives embarrassed chuckle] 

  Raven : [wicked grin]  Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.

• Cyborg : [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her]  We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.

• Beast Boy : So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.

  Starfire : But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.

  Raven : So, I guess there really is no lesson.

  Cyborg : Yep, it was all completely meaningless.

  [everyone laughs] 

• Cyborg : [Cyborg and Beast Boy are playing racing car games]  You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME!

• Robin : What do you say we give him the sonic boom?

  Cyborg : I got the sonic if you got the boom!

• Beast Boy : You guys... missed me?

  Cyborg : Sure! Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?

  Robin : And spar with me in the gym?

  Starfire : And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?

  Raven : Uh... how about we just go out for pizza?

• Cyborg : All right, y'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?

  Starfire : Oh, me, please. I shall consume them with gravy and the butter of peanuts.

• Cyborg : [as the tower is under attack]  Somebody wanna explain how 200 armed robots got past my security?

• [Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table] 

  Starfire : This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.

  Cyborg : Uh, Starfire?

  Robin : That's mustard.

  Starfire : Is there more?

  [Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly] 

• Cyborg : You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!

• Beast Boy : Who wants tofu waffles?

  Cyborg : Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.

• Cyborg : City Hall. We should be able to hide here. Til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.

  Raven : Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.

• Cyborg : Fuzzy dice? Now that's just tacky!

• [repeated line] 

  Cyborg Decoy : Boo-yah!

• Cash : What's going on, Buddy?

  Cyborg : I want my car.

  Sammy : Yeah, see, um... the thing is... we sort of lost it in a race.

  Cyborg : YOU LOST MY CAR? MY CAR LOST A RACE?

  Cash : No way, we beat him easily. She handled like a dream.

  Cyborg : She did? How'd you take the curve? Cause, you know, I've been working on the supsension part to d-d-d-d... Don't try to distract me.

• [Cyborg is trying to pass as a student at the H.I.V.E] 

  Cyborg : Mmmm! Sloppy Joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!

• Cyborg : You're going to pay for that, you little grass stain!

• Starfire : [after getting their bodies back from being switched, to Raven]  I am me! And you are you!

  Cyborg : [the rest of the Titans have their bodies back]  And we're us!

  Robin : Thanks to you two.

  Beast Boy : You go girls!

  Starfire : We have done it!

  [jumps and embraces Raven] 

  Raven : [horrified]  Ummm... you're hugging me!

• Cyborg : I will NOT be havin' attitude from a BOAT!

• Cyborg : And the last slice of pizza goes to...

  [spins the slice] 

  Cyborg : Terra!

  Robin : All right, Terra!

  Beast Boy : Whoo!

  Starfire : You are the winner!

  Raven : Um... way to go.

  Cyborg : Just a rookie and already you're an MVP and the winner of the coveted four cheese trophy! The world wants to know, how does it feel?

  Terra : Um, good, and kind of greasy.

• Cyborg : So, we really are friends?

  Raven : Yes.

  Beast Boy : And you really think I'm funny?

  Raven : Don't push it.

• Cyborg : Is there any meat in that tofu?

  Beast Boy : No, there's no meat in the tofu, it's TOFU.