50 First Dates (2004)

Blake Clark: Marlin Whitmore

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Quotes 

• Henry : It's gonna be alright, Luce.

  Lucy : [to Henry]  Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.

  Marlin : Sweetie, you're sorta dating him.

  [Lucy looks at Henry] 

  Henry : Sorry I'm not better looking.

• Dr. Keats : And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom

  Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.

  Henry : Henry.

  Marlin : Marlin.

  Doug : Doug.

  Lucy : Lucy.

  Ten Second Tom : Hi. Oh, those are cool flip flops. Where did you get them?

  Doug : You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day...

  Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.

  Henry : Henry.

  Ten Second Tom : Hi.

  Marlin : Marlin.

• Marlin : Doug, once again, off the juice.

  Doug : It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

• Henry : Actually I'm going on a trip in a little while to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors.

  Doug : Thounds kind of fruity.

  Henry : Thank you.

  Doug : How long'th it going to take?

  Henry : Uh... about a year.

  Doug : I gueth you won't mith days like thith.

  Henry : Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad.

  Marlin : What are you trying to say?

  Henry : Well, when you guys tell her, she's not just finding out about the accident. She's finding out that her life is basically a setup. I think that's what freaks her out the most.

  Doug : Oh, you're an exthpert now?

  Henry : No. I'm just saying I wish there was another way besides: "Sorry we couldn't trick you today. Here's some pictures of your broken head."

  Doug : You wanna broken head, huh thmart guy?

  Marlin : Why? You gonna give it to him?

  Doug : No, Daddy, I thought you wath gonna do it.

  Henry : Nobody's gotta break my head, guys. I'm gonna split anyways.

  Marlin : [glaring at Doug]  Don't go just 'cause my thon is thychotic.

  Henry : Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep 'em dry there Doug.

  Doug : Very funny.

• Henry : Can I ask you guys something? What's gonna happen down the line? Someday she's gonna wake up and look in the mirror and notice her face's aged ten years overnight.

  Marlin : You know something, Henry? I worry about that every day of my damn life.

• Doug : [gives Henry a box]  Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.

  Henry : That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.

  Doug : I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?

  Henry : Um, I guess.

  [Doug grabs the box] 

  Marlin : Doug!

• Lucy , Doug : [sings]  Happy birthday to you.

  Lucy : [spoken]  And you don't look a day over twenty five.

  Marlin : Yeah, right. And Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.

  Doug : What are you talking about? I use a herb supplement that can be purchased at any health food store. Check this out. Check out these glutes. Rock hard, baby. Pretty sweet, huh.

  Marlin : Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.

• Lucy : Did Alicia marry that guy?

  Marlin : yea.

  Henry : Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest?

  Doug : I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst.

  Lucy : [to Henry]  Did we have sex?

  [Marlin and Doug look at Henry] 

  Henry : No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows

  [Marlin and Doug turn away] 

  Henry : We want to!

  [Marlin and Doug look again] 

  Henry : Just kidding.

• Lucy : [Marlin and Doug are watching the Vikings play the Lions]  What's the score?

  Marlin : Vikings have it at the two yard line.

  Lucy : Maybe the Vikings will win for your birthday, and I'll bet Culpepper runs it in.

  Doug : I'll bet he fakes the handoff to Williams and throws it Kleinsasser in the end zone. Loser does the dishes?

  Lucy : You're on.

  [Lucy and Doug handshake on it. Doug's prediction comes true] 

  Lucy : Darn. Maybe you should be a coach, Doug.

  Marlin : [Throwing a shoe at Doug]  Moron.

• Doug : Is this the guy?

  Marlin : Yeah. Mr. Roth, I have one simple request. Stay away from my daughter.

  Henry : [begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner]  Absolutely. I just, I think I hurt her feelings and I don't want it to end like that.

  Doug : Yeah, well, it's gonna end like this!

  [Doug runs to beat up Henry but then Henry holds him down] 

  Henry : Calm down, little fella!

  Doug : I'm gonna kill you. You're a dead man. Okay I'm calm! I'm calm!

  [pause] 

  Doug : I coulda whooped his ass, Daddy but this gravel - I siped on it a fwell.

  Marlin : Then maybe you need to do a little bit more butt flexes.

  Doug : Cheap shot, Dad.

• Marlin : You sure you don't want to take Doug with you?

  Henry : Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here?

• Marlin : [to Doug]  Okay, okay, okay! Enough with the titty dance!