50 First Dates (2004)

Joe Nakashima: Old Hawaiian Man

Quotes 

• [Henry is pretending to cry to get Lucy's attention] 

  Lucy : I wonder what's the matter with him.

  Old Hawaiian Man : Looks like a stupid asshole to me.

• Old Hawaiian Man : [about Henry's drawing on a napkin]  Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with.

  Henry : Ha ha ha. Shut up!

• Old Hawaiian Man : Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

  Henry : Settle down and eat your pancakes, huh.

• Henry : Okay, well, I had a great time.

  Lucy : Me too.

  Henry : Okay.

  Lucy : Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? Because I teach art class at ten.

  Henry : Oh, really?

  Lucy : Yeah.

  Henry : I wish I could make it, but, yes, I will be there.

  Lucy : Take care.

  Henry : Okay.

  Lucy : One for the road. It is fishy.

  Henry : Got you good. Aloha.

  Lucy : Aloha.

  Henry : See you tomorrow. Oh, my God.

  Lucy : Oh, my goodness.

  Henry : Shit. I had a bee on me.

  Lucy : Alright.

  Henry : It was a big one.

  Old Hawaiian Man : [talks in Hawaiian]  Which means "look at those two shit heads".

• Old Hawaiian Man : That was pathetic.

  Henry : Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam!