Connie
Carla
Jeff
Robert / Peaches
Lee / N'Cream
Brian / Brianna
Paul
Stanley
Al
Mikey
Rudy
Tibor
Super Fey Guy
Self (Special Appearance)
Mrs. Morse
Carla's Mom (as Babz Chula)
Connie's Mom
Hollywood Policeman (as Charles Payne)
Frank
Another Super Fey Guy
Bartender
Natasha
Cute Guy
Cute Guy (as Adam Harrington)
Crooked Cop
Mary
Young Carla
Young Connie
Woman in Crowd
Cameraman
Reporter
Man in Airport
Woman in Airport
Groove Thing Queen
Botox Woman
Botox's Friend
Dressing Room Guy
Snoring Woman in Airport
Bass Player
Guitar Player
Pianist
Drummer
Studio Tour Guide