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SpongeBob SquarePants : Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Mindy : [just arrived in carriage] But you can't go home!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mindy!
Patrick Star : Mindy?
[frantically pulls up pants before falling over again]
Patrick Star : Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants : How much did you hear?
Mindy : I heard enough.
Patrick Star : Did you see my underwear?
Mindy : No, Patrick.
Patrick Star : [grabs pants] Did you want to?
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Mindy : [after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches] So, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy]
Mindy : Guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah?
Mindy : I said, "Now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Heck, yeah!
Mindy : Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Heck, no!
Mindy : And why?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Because we're invincible!
[both jump off cliff]
Mindy : [calling after them] I never said that!
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Mindy : Good luck, Spongebob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait, how did you know my name?
Mindy : Oh, I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the sea creatures.
Patrick Star : What's my name?
Mindy : That's easy! You're Patrick Star!
Patrick Star : [blushes and laughs, lovestruck]
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King Neptune : Mindy, what is this?
Mindy : Your crown?
King Neptune : And do you know what it does?
Mindy : Cover up your bald spot?
King Neptune : It's not bald! It's... thinning.
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King Neptune : There is nothing else I can do.
Mindy : You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
King Neptune : Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti... What? Mindy, will you butt out? I will not have you stalling this execution!
Mindy : Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
King Neptune : Yes, yes you are. You're doing it right now.
Mindy : I'm stalling?
King Neptune : Yes!
Mindy : Stalling.
King Neptune : Stalling!
Mindy : I'm stalling.
King Neptune : Yes!
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King Neptune : This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
Mindy : [panics] I'm going to be bald?
King Neptune : Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.
[puts on the cushion where the crown used to be]
Mindy : Uh, dad? Your "crown"?
King Neptune : What the...? My crown! Aah! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Plankton : Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!
[pulls on a chain]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Mindy , Patrick Star : Umbrella?
[a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]
Mindy : Daddy, no!
Plankton : Daddy, yes!
[pushes button on remote]
King Neptune : [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.
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Mindy : I'm going to be bald?
King Neptune : Thinning!
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Plankton : His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock n' roll! Karen, do something!
[Karen is being surfboard across the the Krusty Krab]
Plankton : [angrily] All right, that's the last straw!
[to Neptune]
Plankton : Neptune, I command you to...
[SpongeBob free Neptune from Plankton's mind control]
Mindy : [gives the crown to her father] Here you go, daddy.
Plankton : I'd... better get outta here.
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Mindy : So, you think... I'm...
[King Neptune is clenching his fists, about to explode with fury]
Mindy : ... stalling.
King Neptune : [snaps] Aah! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense!
[slams his trident against the floor]
King Neptune : You are to wait in the carriage, until the execution is done!
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King Neptune : You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!
Mindy : [goes to the door] But Daddy...
King Neptune : NOW!
[She goes outside. King Neptune puts a lock on the door]
Mindy : [bashes the door] No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry!
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Mindy : Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
SpongeBob SquarePants : What do you mean, the only ones left?
Mindy : Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom.
[pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now]
Mindy : Or should I say Planktopolis.