Narrator: Milk on a brand new bedspread isn't exactly a cause for joy to the host. He'd like to see his pal bat that brat. But that's old fashioned. Today we reason with children.

Narrator: He is churning, with yearning, that is positively burning.

Narrator: Hey, don't hit that boy. It isn't his fault. No! But, the acts of a kid like that, you can only blame the parent. Yeah, that's right. The parent!