Robbie the Reindeer in Legend of the Lost Tribe (2002 TV Movie)

Ardal O'Hanlon: Robbie the Reindeer

Quotes 

• Robbie : Blitzen, let my friends go. Do what you want with me, but let the others go.

  Blitzen : No. Now shut up and die.

• Blitzen : Do you know what I practiced every day in prison, Robbie?

  Robbie : Was it the flute?

  Blitzen : No.

  Robbie : Conversational Spanish?

  Blitzen : No. Kung-fu!

  Robbie : I was worried it'd be something like that.

• Koala : You call this a resort? Look at those huts.

  Robbie : Chalets.

  Koala : I'd like to meet the one who built those.

  Robbie : Well, whoever did built those, I bet he worked really hard, and still has splinters. Ow!

• Donner : I got some lighters.

  Robbie : I got a fold-out pan.

  Prancer : Turntables, mirror ball, speakers... I didn't think there was much nightlife out here, so I packed up my disco. Disco Prancer, it's an essential.

• Robbie : You know what the worst part of it is? He made us built our own trap.

  Donner : That's it! That's the best news ever.

  Prancer : What?

  Donner : Every one of us built one part of this. Robbie, what part did you build?

  Robbie : Over there.

  [points to a shoddily-built corner] 

  Donner : That's it.

  Robbie : Huh?

  Prancer : Prancer?

  [Prancer blows on corner, planks fall apart]