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  • Well it was very cheap set, "Saved by the Bell" type sets (That was Brian O'Halloran quote) and was horrible.

    They ditched Jay and Bob, added other reoccurring clerks like the ice cream man and took everything good out of clerks and added in plots that involved like people in the store talking about their lives and horrible lines like that.

    It was awful and if your lucky you can find the 3 minutes of footage running around the net somewhere.

    Well "lucky" isn't really the right word. But yeah, After Miramax sold the rights to WB, WB then sold them out again for a sitcom. The sitcom was made into a pilot that Brian, Jeff, and Marlin tried out for and got rejected. Horrible, Horrible stuff.
  • Set at a shopping center consisting of convenience store Rose Market, video store Videos & More, and an Ice Cream stand, the show follows a trio of clerks for the stores Dante (Andrew Lowery) at the Rose Market, Randall (Jim Breuer) at Videos & More, and Todd (Rick Gomez ) at the ice cream stand. The trio are content to do the bare minimum for minimum wage, but Dante's girlfriend, Veronica (Noelle Parker ), wants him to try and make something of himself.

    Released in 1994, Clerks, a little Indie title following the misadventures of two minimum wage clerks dealing with the tedium of working jobs where there's little to no thought became a breakout sensation. Made for around $27,000 ($250,000 after post), the movie made $3 Million in theatrical receipts from its acquisition by Miramax, and garnered critical and audience praise for its unapologetically vulgar and true to life dialogue that contemporary critics such as Gene Siskel compared favorably to Quentin Tarantino and David Mamet. Thanks to a clause in the distribution agreement the door was left open by Miramax owner Disney to adapt concepts and characters to other mediums such as TV. Produced roughly one year after the film's release, the pilot comes to us from Touchstone Television and produced and created by Richard Day of Ellen, Roseanne, and Mad About You, being adapted by sitcom people, the show while keeping the setting and characters changes them to fit the format and loses their appeal in the process.

    From the opening where we're introduced to Randall, Dante, and new addition Todd, it's clear these are not the same characters as the movie. Dante doesn't carry the same exasperation as he did in the film and is much more content and is basically played by Andrew Lowery as a laid back slacker. Randall while still an abrasive character who delights in picking fights with the customers no longer has the airs of intellectual superiority he held over the customers and has been reformatted as a spastic weirdo, Todd is basically here to serve as a replacement for Jay and Silent Bob who's characterization as Drug Dealers didn't mesh with ABC's standards and practices and Todd is basically the "dumb one" of the group and has no real character other than being a slower version of this show's Dante. Noelle Parker is okay playing Dante's girlfriend Veronica, but the script is so bereft of the original film's bite that the edge from her character doesn't come through like it did in the movie.

    The plot is a standard sitcom plot where there's a guy who's the same age as Dante who Veronica knows and Dante works up a scheme to take him down only for Dante to learn a lesson at the end, and it's just not all that interesting. The biggest appeal of the Clerks movie was that it felt like the characters were people you could realistically see working in those jobs (as I'm sure many of us have). At no point do the characters in Clerks the TV pilot feel "real", and from it's canned laughter to it's garish color pallet there's a reasons the show is colloquially known as "Saved by the Clerks"

    The 1995 Clerks pilot isn't offensively awful, it's just standard bad sitcom. The only reason this has had the curiosity it does is because of it's association with a beloved film. The fact they thought a movie like clerks could be shoehorned into a sitcom template is an error in judgment but considering it never went to series someone had a realization. Another Clerks show, Clerks: The Animated Series would be developed 4 years later by franchise creator Kevin Smith and while it does diverge even further from the format of the movie, it is at least aware of it and makes the exaggerations and divergences a running joke in the series.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    "Clerks." is a live action comedy short film from 1995, so this one is already over 20 years old. It is directed by Michael Lessac and written by Richard Day. The characters are obviously based on Kevin Smith's very successful comedy movie "Clerks". I have not (yet?) seen that one, so I cannot comment really on similarities and differences, but I see the characters in here are of course played by other actors. This was intended as a weekly comedy show à la "How I Met Your Mother", but it did not get picked up, so these slightly over 20 minutes are all that stayed. I personally am not too mad about it. It is not a failure, but I am not sure the material is good enough for a show and most likely not for a show with more than one season runtime. Then again, I am usually the type of watcher who needs a couple episodes to start appreciating a show and one is not enough. This also applies to this one here. it is the usual. Chaotic guys, hot girls, some romance and more than just a few punchlines. As a whole, an okay watch, but nothing I'd really recommend let alone call memorable. I give it a thumbs-down overall.
  • everlast8824 February 2004
    according to the View Askew message boards this show never aired, the only people who have seen this is the ABC executives, Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, and Vincent Pirerra. it had no cursing and no jay and silent bob so they decided not to air it. whoever it was that said he bought the DVD thats a different show, thats the ANIMATED tv show
  • I'm not quite sure how this would even work, but this sitcom pilot was made without prior knowledge (let alone consent) of Kevin Smith. He did write and direct the movie this is supposedly based on, but informing him about this spin-off seemed a bridge too far. In all fairness though: this barely has anything to do with the movie, which begs a lot of questions. "Clerks" was an underground hit, but is it really so famous that merely using its name gets you great ratings? And wouldn't actual fans of the movie turn this of after five minutes, noticing that the only thing it has in common is a store setting and characters named Dante and Randall (they don't even have Jay and Silent Bob)? There are really only two quite fascinating things about this pilot. The constant waves of canned laughter after lines you didn't even identify as jokes, and the fact that SNL alumnus Jim Breuer is in this playing Randall. Apart from that, this might just be the longest half hour of your life.
  • Let me start by saying that I've seen about ten seconds of this show, and that was enough for me.

    The pilot episode never actually made it to television. Kevin Smith had nothing to do with it and didn't actually find out about it until about a year after it was made.

    It's Clerks, "Saved by the Bell" style. There is a cameo from Keri Russel of "Felicity" fame and Jim Bruer plays Randal, but I'm sure they're erasing this off of their resumes.

    The show takes place in a mall and is nothing at all like the movie of the same name. There is no Jay and Silent Bob (but there is a clumsy shoplifter who could arguably be the network's answer to Jay) and it is completely sanitized and cleaned up for television. The acting is crap and the jokes are terrible.

    Stop complaining about not being able to see it. You are doing yourself a favor, and this is coming from a huge Clerks/Jim Bruer fan.
  • A slacker works at a convenience store with two other slackers who might actually be even dumber and more annoying than he is. The slacker is considering getting a better job, as his father keeps pushing him to make something of himself....but down deep he likes being a complete loser.

    "Clerks" is a show named after the famous independent film, though the characters are different...and really, really annoying. So annoying that you can see why the networks refused to approve this for a series. There were two MAJOR problems with the show...the characters were completely unlikable and the writing was, at its best, craptastic. Rarely have I seen a failed pilot that screamed "I know why this one was NOT picked up" like "Clerks".
  • It was awful like the Clerk movies where hilarious but this one sucks the most. Randal in this show is not like in the movie here's a comparison between Randal in the movie and the show.

    Randal in the movie is funny, very sarcastic, disrespect costumers like a bad ass, and don't follow the rules.

    Randal in the show is not funny, barely sarcastic, disrespect costumers the unfunny way, and follow the rules.

    My question is where's Jay and Silent Bob? There's no Clerks without Jay and Silent Bob there the main ingredient of a comedy of Kevin Smith movies. The actors are alright but the writing and story are bad. This is one of the most unfunny Clerk related type I've ever scene. Also if Jay and Silent Bob is real they'll be like "What the f**k is this s**t". Also the show try not to suck any d**k in the parking lot!
  • Imagine if the writers if one of those insipid carbon-copy Disney sitcoms were given the idea of "Clerks" to flesh out into a half-hour comedy show without being allowed to see the actual movie. Imagine they were only given a list of character names, brief (and heavily cleaned up) descriptions of their personalities, and a few plot points to focus on.

    Now imagine that the script they eventually came up with was sent through a machine called the Bland-O-Matic 2000 before given to a director with no sense of humor.

    Can you picture it? Probably not, because it's way worse than that.

    Everything that made "Clerks" what it was has been stripped out resulting in yet another cookie-cutter sitcom that just happens to share the same name as the Kevin Smith movie.

    No Quick-Stop. No Jay and Silent Bob, no drug references (Though there are one or two instances of someone saying the word "drunk"), and basically no sleaze. It's all been Disneyed to the point of being unrecognizable. If you were to change the characters names you would never even know it wasn't just some other ultra-formulaic Disney sitcom with the exact same tired jokes as every other show they've ever produced.

    You can find this thing on YouTube, but I strongly advise you not to try to get through it in one sitting. Yes, it's that bad.

    If I seem angry about this it's because I am, a little. I loved the movie when it first came out and still do to this day. It was bad enough what ABC did to the "Clerks" animated series, but this thing feels like a line was crossed.

    Whatever your opinion of the movie "Clerks", whether you loved it or hated it, one thing we can all agree on was that this show was BAD!
  • Not an exaggeration when I call this one of the worst things I've ever watched in my life. So far from its actual source material I have zero idea why they even call it Clerks. They have no understanding of Dante, no understanding of Randall and clearly have the writing talents of Kevin Smith, but back when he was in the 4th grade. Childish and unfunny in every way, shape and form and they don't get what makes Clerks such a lasting property...the friendship between Randall and Dante! The annoying ice cream kid was an unnecessary addition as was seeing Dante's dad (even if the dad did give me the one laugh I had watching this trash). It's floating around free online somewhere and whether you're a Clerks fan or not, you don't need to see this. Not even "so bad, it's good", this is just plain BAD.
  • Very few people are lucky (or unlucky) to have seen this pile garbage. They took the names and that was about it.

    This sitcom looks like it was whipped up in about 3 days... the production values were extremely low and the plot looked like it had been re-written from a million other sitcom plots.

    Finding a copy is real hard, even on the collectors market. Primarily, because no one wants to see it. Who knows? Maybe this will become the "Star Wars Holiday Special" of the Kevin Smith films.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I've been waiting to see the infamous live-action Clerks pilot since I found out it existed about fifteen years ago. After years of waiting, I finally got around to watching it tonight, and really, there isn't much to say about it. It's exactly what it's been described as: a PG-rated, clean version of Clerks that plays like it would air next to a "Saved By the Bell" spin-off.

    Shot in 1995 after the success of the film of the same name, this 22-minute unaired sitcom pilot looks just about as cheap as the black and white movie that inspired it. Of course, there's nothing wrong with a production looking cheap as long as it's still good. The movie version of Clerks was cheap, but it was also one of the funniest films of all time so its ultra low budget didn't hurt it at all. Here, every scene obviously takes place on really unimpressive sets that seem like they were leftover from some 1980s sitcom and hadn't been used for years. This wouldn't be a problem if this pilot was even half as funny or entertaining as the flick that inspired it, but that's sadly not the case. I chuckled here and there at some of the sitcom-ish banter, though the only real strong laughs I got out of this came from Randal (here played by Jim Breuer) giving away the endings of every movie a customer tries to rent. It's not a particularly great scene, but it's the best scene in the whole production simply because it actually seems like it takes place in the same universe as the movie. Randal is acting like Randal. In that one brief moment, one could see what a good version of a live-action Clerks series could have looked like if there was strong effort put behind it. The only other time the pilot has any sort of real resemblance to the film is during the ending credits sequence when Soul Asylum's "Can't Even Tell" is played over black and white surveillance footage.

    The most impressive aspect of this is the cast that would go on to do better work. Jim Breuer would go on to be quite good on SNL and star in the cult classic Half Baked. Keri Russell would go on to do "Felicity" and "The Americans". Rick Gomez would go on to being one of the best parts of "Justified" and become a great character actor in general. It's honestly a bit surprising how long this has stayed hidden given how many recognizable faces are in it. I don't think anyone in the cast here are bad actors. They were just given really safe, watered down material that they couldn't do much with. Andrew Lowery made for an acceptable Dante and Noelle Parker (from Ernest Saves Christmas) worked pretty well as Veronica. The truth is the only people that might have possibly been able to save this were the original cast members from the film, although there was no way ABC would have given them the parts.

    Obviously the Clerks pilot is pretty bad, although I can't deny I still enjoyed watching it and was never bored by it. I'm sure I'm in the minority when I say this isn't absolutely unwatchable. From how Kevin Smith and the cast of the film described this, I expected it to be the worst pilot ever. It's far from that. I wouldn't recommend it to Clerks fans, but I would recommend it to people that get enjoyment out of bad sitcoms. 3/10
  • I saw the 'Clerks' sitcom. It was horrible. It takes place in a shopping mall food court and has absolutely nothing to do with the original 'Clerks' movie. Jay and Silent Bob are not in the show. The set and costumes looked like they were straight from 'Saved by the Bell' with their nasty bright colors. The plot was pretty much like any American sit-com. Dante was a whiny loser and Randal was the comic relief. There is no references to alcohol, cigarettes, sex, dead people or accidental sex with dead people. I really wish I taped it because it aired only once and I doubt that the entire show even exists in one piece anymore. I would like to have a copy to show kids some of the things we had to live through in the '90s.
  • Just saw this on youtube...not sure why anyone would confuse this with the movie Clerks... There's no Jay or Silent Bob.... They seem to replace those two with some some random ice cream store employee... Dante's obsessions are gone... I guess the original Dante & Randal auditioned for the show but didn't get the parts (How that happens is beyond me)... The humor is lame and that 90's G rated type humor that came with a laugh track at the most un-funny moments.... It came off more like an episode of Save By The Bell set in a strip mall... It even had the same sort of oddball half ass moral message at the end of the show like an episode of Save By The Bell ... The only thing that remotely reminded me of the original Clerks was they had "Can't Even Tell" by Soul Asylum at the end