Travis: Smoke that train.

Travis: I'll kiss yours if you kiss mine.

Jack Earnest: [talking to Billy, Jamie's ex-boyfriend, through his front door] Uh, please go away!

Billy: What?

Travis: [over Jack's shoulder] Yeah, go away... dicknose!

Jack Earnest: [laughs nervously] That was a friend of mine.

Billy: [angrily] I want to see Jamie! I even brought her flowers.

Travis: [over Jack's shoulder, mocking Billy] I even brought her flowers. They're sweet. Stick 'em up your ass, you jackass!

Jack Earnest: [Quickly shutting door on Billy. He looks to Travis in shock] What the hell?