Scott Thomas
Cooper Harris
Fiona
Mrs. Thomas
Bert
Jenny
Jamie
Donny
Donny's Band
Guitars - Lustra
Vocals - Lustra
Bass - Lustra
Drums - Lustra
Candy
Missy
Sissy
Mieke
Courier Clerk
Mad Maynard
Cecil
Hooligan
Hooligan (as Mike Cella)
Gunter
French Soccer Fan
Robot Man
Christoph
Creepy Italian Guy
Naked Spanish Guy
Naked African Guy
Naked Tiny Asian Guy
Nude Beach Lady
Madame Vandersexxx
Vandersexxx Girl
Vandersexxx Girl (as Zuzana Kocova)
Rasta Waiter (as Go Go Dyei Jen-Michel)
Rasta Chef
Anna, The Camera Store Girl
Hans
Gruber
Mugger
Bakery Man
Bakery Woman
Trucker
Tibor (as Rade Sherbedgia)
Manager at Opulent Hotel
Waiter at Opulent Hotel
Girl in Orange Juice Ad (as Tereza Brettschweiderova)
Girl in Orange Juice Ad
Orange Juice Ad Voice Over
Green Fairy
Mieke's Father
Heinrich
Swiss Guard
Vatican Tour Guide (as Andrea Miltnerova)
Arthur Frommer
Tourist Woman in Vatican
Italian Guy at Vatican (as Pedja Bjelac)
Reporter
Pope
American Robot Guy
Hostel Clerk
Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)
Scott's Dad (uncredited)