Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) Poster

Vince Vaughn: Eddie

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  • Eddie : You gotta take this bitch out!

    John Smith : [while taking burned pieces of papers out of a portable furnace to look for clues]  Don't tell me how to handle my wife.

  • Eddie : [sitting in front of John in a diner]  Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.

    Jane Smith : [turns around her chair at the bar]  This lying bitch?

    Eddie : Guess that was just wishful thinking.

  • Eddie : Did you get a look at him?

    John Smith : Little thing. Buck ten, buck fifteen tops.

    Eddie : Maybe he was Filipino!

    John Smith : I'm not even sure it was a him.

    Eddie : You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?

    John Smith : I think so. A pro.

  • John Smith : What's new?

    Eddie : Same old. People need killing.

  • Eddie : [awoken by a message with a job offer of $400,000]  Tempting but I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.

  • Mom #1 : [responds from upstairs bedroom]  Eddie?

    Eddie : [shouts, cocks his shotgun]  Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then! You do not even realize!

    Mom #1 : [responds from upstairs bedroom]  Never mind.

  • [on living with his mother] 

    Eddie : She cooks and cleans. And *I'm* the dummy?

  • Eddie : I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.

  • Eddie : [in Eddie's kitchen]  This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.

    John Smith : She tried to kill me.

    Eddie : They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?

    John Smith : [holding an assault rifle, walking past the door]  I'm going to borrow this.

    Eddie : I like where your head's at, man.

  • Eddie : Are you saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?

    John Smith : I think so.

  • Eddie : [in a diner]  Did you get any other details on her besides her weight class?

    John Smith : [mumbles while chewing food]  Laptop

    Eddie : I'm sorry? You're in the whole zone right now- I'm having a hard time talkin' to ya.

    John Smith : [swallows and says louder]  Laptop!

    Eddie : OK. Laptop.

  • John Smith : You live with your mother.

    Eddie : [offended]  Why would you bring her into this, she happens to be a first class lady!

  • Eddie : [at the diner]  Well this shouldn't be that difficult, I mean how many chicks are hitters out there? Ya know what I mean?

    Breakfast Diner Waitress : You guys want any dessert?

    Eddie : What do ya have honey?

    Breakfast Diner Waitress : Ice cream...

    Eddie : Ice cream? That sounds delicious, what flavors d'ya have?

    Breakfast Diner Waitress : Chocolate and Vanilla...

    Eddie : I don't like either of those, separately, but maybe mixed together, that could be... a nice lil dish, you know what I mean? And not just a little pink spoon, a like the whole sundae...

    [winks to the waitress] 

    Breakfast Diner Waitress : Could be arranged...

    [walks off] 

    Eddie : Perfect...

    [to John] 

    Eddie : Could be arranged, d'ya hear that? Like to have her kick my ass... d'ya know what I mean?

  • John Smith : I'm in love. She's smart, sexy. She's uninhibited, spontaneous, complicated. She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

    Eddie : I knew Gladys two and a half years before I asked her to marry me. You have to have a foundation of friendship, brother. The other stuff fades.

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