Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

Adam Brody: Benjamin Danz

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Quotes 

• John Smith : [angry that Benjamin, tied to a chair, had blown their cover]  You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It's the first thing you learn!

  Benjamin : [sarcastically]  Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy.

• John Smith : I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues. That's regrettable but don't take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part.

  [Jane is drumming her fingers impatiently] 

  John Smith : Honey!

  Jane Smith : Wrap it up.

  John Smith : Maybe it's not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message.

  Jane Smith : Sorry.

  John Smith : Girls. Where was I?

  Benjamin : Mistake on your part.

  John Smith : Shut up.

• Benjamin : [while being interrogated and tortured by John Smith]  Can I have a soda or a juice or...

  Benjamin : [Jane hits him with the telephone]  A! A! Option A! Ow, that hurt.

  John Smith : Ok, that was a nice shot.

• Jane Smith : I told you to wait for my signal, you didn't wait for my signal.

  John Smith : Well, I improvised.

  Jane Smith : You deviated from the plan.

  John Smith : The plan was flawed.

  Jane Smith : The plan was not flawed.

  John Smith : Anal.

  Jane Smith : *Organized.*

  John Smith : Jane, 90% of this job is instinct.

  Jane Smith : Well, your instinct set off *every* alarm in the building!

  John Smith : My instinct got the job done. It may not have been the Jane show...

  Jane Smith : No, it was the John show: it was half-assed. Like Christmas, like our anniversary, like the time you forgot to bring my mother's birthday present.

  John Smith : Your *fake* mother's birthday present.

  Jane Smith : The point is, you are *always* the first to break team.

  John Smith : You don't want a team, you want a servant for hire.

  Jane Smith : I want someone I can count on.

  John Smith : [sigh]  Jane, there's no *air* around you anymore.

  Jane Smith : [irritated]  Oh. OK, what is that supposed to mean?

  John Smith : That means there's no room for mistakes, no mistakes whatsoever. No spontaneity. Who can answer to that?

  Jane Smith : Well, you don't have to. Because this isn't even a real marriage.

  [brooding silence] 

  Benjamin : [locked up in the back of the van, in a bewildered voice]  *Who are you people?*

  Jane Smith : [yelling]  Shut up!

• Benjamin : [in a van surrounded by body guards driving in the middle of the desert]  Oh, look. More desert.

• Jane Smith : You were bait.

  Benjamin : In a manner of speaking.

  Jane Smith : *Were* bait or *are* bait?