See, I look at him, I'd wanna be him so bad - I mean, Elvis looked *good*. I mean, I'm no fag, but Elvis was good-lookin'.
I always said, you know, if, if I ever, I - had to fuck a guy? I mean, had to 'cause like, my life depended on it? I'd fuck Elvis.
Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower.
I see you like Elvis, huh? Yeah, that's nice, that's nice. I got an aunt that likes Elvis.
[coming out of Mickey's bathroom, covering his nose]
Man, whoo! Talk about dropping a cheese bomb!
I wouldn't go in there for about an hour if I was you.
I am in Hell!
Are you alright?