Trust (2003)

Axel Braun, whose high standing in porn circles has always left me scratching my head in wonderment, made this lacklustre version of an all-sex Euro Porn feature, which has to rank in the lowest percentile of the tens of thousands of such products issued since the Berlin Wall fell tumbling down.

His idea of a movie apparently consisted of rounding up Continental talent, and having "Trust me" murmured a couple of times, between endlessly boring generic sex scenes. At one point late in the show a guy tries to sell a property to another guy, taking him on a tour of what looks like a defunct restaurant's kitchen, and they abuse a naked girl who is hiding in a cupboard. As if this weren't bad enough, the DVD's useless BTS short subject consists of the unfortunate actress in the cupboard suffering through several takes, clearly wishing she had a new agent.