Bradley: [Badly clone has lifted Tins shirt slightly to reveal her belly button] Look at that, a built-in M&M holder!
Hannah: [Runs out of the hotel room screaming] AAAGGGHHHH!
Bradley: What goin-
Jon: [comes out with a baseball bat] Nobody move-
[trips over Bradley]
Rachel: [comes out with her eyes covered] Guys why has it gone all dark?-
[trips over Jon]
Tina: What are you lot doing down there?
Rachel: Am I dreaming? What's this big hard thing?
Jon: Get off!
Rachel: Oh sorry
Jo: What is going on in here?
Hannah: [still screaming] AAAGGHHHH!
Hannah: Look at the time! We've missed our flight! Alistair's gonna kill us!
[Everyone starts screaming]
Jon: We've just released a dozen Britneys, N*Syncs and Nelly Furtardos into the world. Maybe we should keep quiet about that.
Rachel: [after entering a room full of clones] Is that Posh Spice eating a steak and kidney pie?
Hannah: Well that proves she's not the real thing.
Hannah: There's Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem.
Tina: And Ozzy Osbourne! I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne.
Bradley: No, that's the real Ozzy Osbourne. Victor never cloned him. He's a mad scientist, but he's not insane.
Hannah: [Ccmes out wearing all of her clothes at once] I'm not taking a suitcase, I'll look far too suspicious.