Dennis Pennis / Mike Strutter / Tony Cream / Brian Munich / Ken Touken / Lloyd Richmond / Labian Quest / Bob Boonah / Kenny Dogleash
Anthony Cream Jnr. / Merlin Boast
Jenny Puss / Business Woman (as Vicky Pepperdine)
'The Quill'
Lloyd Richmond's PA
Protester
Policeman One
Business Man / Tennis Player
Business Man (as John Glazer)
Business Man
Business Woman
Policeman 2
Cheekie Chappie / Football Hooligan
Football Hooligan
Self
Young Dennis
Self (as Prince Charles)