Hayley: What happened to the curtains?

Faith: Oh! I got rid of them. And you're welcome!

Hope: I made those curtains!

Faith: Oh, good. Then they weren't worth anything.

Judge: You're out of order!

Faith: I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!

[to herself]

Faith: Hey, this is just like the movie!

Faith: [Faith is dragged out of the courtroom by a baliff] Attica! Attica! Attica!

Hope: You got the ring?

Faith: Yeah. But I had to lick her finger to get it off!

Hope: That's a cute top!

Sydney Shanowski: Thanks!

Hope: But I bet you like the one in your backpack even better!

Sydney Shanowski: Way... I mean, what?

Faith: [calling up the stairs] Justin, come play beauty pagent with Aunt Faith again.

Faith: I gave "The Sacred and the Sinful" the best years of my life, and how do they repay me? With a cheesy evil twin murder-suicide!

Hope: Don't worry you'll get another show, your a famous soap star.

Faith: I'm a 28 year old has been.

Hope: Your 33.

Faith: Would you Shh.

Charley Shanowski: ...and now I'm going to take a cold shower and think of the Golden Girls naked.